@Render looking forward to soggy pillows when then get knocked off the bed

@th3j35t3r those things weird me out more than just a common troll tbh

I know we understand how horrible TikTok is but I gotta make an exception here cause I am laughing so hard right now.

This lady has comedic timing on a whole other level.

Watch her talk through the meaning of Ying Yang Twin's early 2000s hit - Shake It Like a Salt Shaker.

It's *amazing*.

@thewebrecluse so when I about halfway through to when they start changing the underworld I was thinking you know this is actually really good. And the. 15 seconds I was like what is this and then 30 seconds I'm laughing my ass off and then I'm wondering why it all makes so much and so little sense and then I have to listen again.

I think it near impossible to roll up so much chaos in 4 minutes of music and yet.....

You ever hear something that makes you instantly think "What a beautifully chaotic Trainwreck dumpster fire master piece of a thing?".

I can't explain how happy I am to have heard this ... Thing... that somehow has this surreal feel of love and reverence (and ignorance, so much cause it's my boy PT) to it.

#Cosomusic

https://youtu.be/8ksFWSYpqVM

Everyone else: this warm December in Buffalo is so nice

Me: We're gonna pay for it.

Them: no

Me: yes

Mother Nature: Lemme show you something real quick

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine no the lite beer is essentially water.

At that point I am just ensuring hydration during physical activity.

If you gotta embrace the suck, embrace it with beer.

So this was about 30/45 minutes ago in Buffalo.

I live within walking (it'd be a loooong walk) of the Bills stadium.

You can see the volume isn't the biggest problem right now, it's that you can't even see across the blessed street.

Postponing the game was the only responsible call.

#NFL

@Airborne_Frog hot damn that's beautiful

@AskNick @Idrake Fridays are the best days for clicky clicky

@BreakingNews ah just in time for money laundering sea... I mean election season.

Oh HELL no. I ain't havin that.

@opie whynotboth dot gif

FYI if you had a net worth of $1Mil, 0.00001 percent would be a $10 fine.

You would be hit harder in the pocket book by a traffic ticket if you were a millionaire than you would the fine David Tepper got.

#NFL

The way I am so proud again right as 2023 comes to a close...

Did this unnamed artist have to make mediocre but also ignorant AF and hilarious and also trifling as all hell content?

No

But did they elevate the game in pettiness?

You god damn right. o7 you mad bastard.

@invisiblecatmom haven't forgotten about you buddy. I know times have been rough and it was a bit of bs with people getting on your nerves. Hope all is well.

@ThrasherPrime this is effin awesome

@DavidKMresists on Twitter I am seeing a lot of people make fun of the last minute shoppers.

But let's be fair the trust last minute shoppers would pay attention until now anyways 🤣