OMG this place has so many burgers! So many combos!

On the ToDo list for today. Now need to figure out what time.

Was in a funeral procession yesterday. The 3rd asshole to cut through it caught my wrath. Middle finger and I beaned a plastic water bottle off their windshield. On the interstate.

Did I over react? I feel it was justified.

Watching this Quiet on Set series is rather shocking. Wow. As an adult with 4 decades of life, I am shocked how they let this shit go on.

@Alfred I need to tell my boss that because I worked all day yesterday that they can go to hell and I aint working today. How can I phrase that diplomatically

Okay, because I worked a full day Sunday, I am gonna tell my job they can fuck right off today!

How to do that diplomaticly so I dont get fired... I need coffee.

All domain controllers re patched with the new OOB that was released. That only took my entire Sunday.

Thanks Microsoft.

I really shouldn't, but damn is it fun to trigger the redneck snowflakes on Twitter!

I got one dude to talk about my mother he got so mad!

I now truly enjoy my daily dumps. This is cathartic!

4 hours of being on a call where it took 3 hours for the stake holder to finally agree to call the vendor to fix the problem, I am ready to go outside and get some vitman D.

The IT director in Scotsland just said about the font caused issue...

"That is fucking daft!"

I love that guy!

Here is a new one.

Had an auth issue with an application, internal enterprise application called OnBase.

4 hours, finally discovered the root cause was a bad font with adobe.. that caused, and active directory auth issue.

F. M. L.

My plane landed. Thank you lord!

@stueytheround I need some motivation this morning. Going to fly today. This scares the hell out of me. I think I need a puppy fix. Hook a brother up please!

Flying to Houston today. Dog going into a kennel, going to miss him.

I have that feeling like I am forgetting something important, but dont know what it is.

Fucking MS Teams just broke.. in my vacation.. and I am having to work. Mother.. f*(#3r

WOO I AM ON VACATION NOW!!

The best part was 1800 tickets later I had created so many it threw the curve for the entire division of the organisation and they told me "one ticket a day is fine".

Would have been easier if they just let me continue doing it my way in the first place.

At one point my employer said "we want you to track time spent on every task in a ticket."

End of the first month they came back asking why I created 400+ tickets, a metric on par with an entire team of 10 engineers.

Malicious compliance.

When youre good enough at your job, managmemt doesnt give a shit about the details, as long as the contract is renewed.

I was all snuggled into bed, browsing CoSo, and then I had the OH SHIT moment of "I forgot to submit my work time today"

It matters when you only submit time once a month on the last day.

Shew! Made it!