Me: My computer is acting strange, weird things are happening with my mouse pointer, and random items are being clicked on my screen. I'd better report this to my Sys Admin.

Also me: Oh yeah I left my Bluetooth mouse in my pocket when I went to that 1 o'clock meeting today.

@opie he's usually so money with that stuff not even fair to expect him to be automatic about that type of stuff lol

@Sekhapada @opie I mean sometimes you gotta take an ass whooping

@ecksmc that's tough but also if I was young, without a family, and had that skillset I would be all over this listing.

Hard work for sure, but $7k / week for at least two or three weeks is a significant chunk of change for a ton of people.

Tom Cardy don't miss.

This goes out to all of you who get in your heads too much like I do. You're P-p-p-perfect.

Had to redo this since it wouldn't post a thumbnail. NSFW lyrics so don't listen on your work speakers.

https://youtu.be/EuRjmzz6qL0

^^ Super upset thumbnails won't show up for this one. It's a banger

Life has taken me on a journey where I understand a meme that references Captain Underpants and Neon Genesis Evangelion and I immediately question all of my life decisions.

@misslovelymess luckily there are companies that are happy to take his money.

And I hope you are giggling about the thought of a faraday cage around your home router.

@pendrag theres also this. I'm dying here. 🤣🤣🤣

Y'all Jets and Packers fans come get your boy.

#NFL

I'm rewatching #AcrossTheSpiderVerse for the first time since I saw it in the theaters and there's one thing I forgot (other than how much my kids love talking during movies 😑😑😑) .

I forgot how many times in the last 30 minutes the movie could legit end and yet it doesn't. There are like 8 spots that there could ended that I would have been satisfied with and it's crazy.

@sazemisery I feel ya 😂.

I wouldn't be caught up if I didn't reserve conference rooms at work so that my department's star wars crew can watch it all together.

It's good episode though.

Spoiler Free #Ahsoka episode 5 take:

All the other discourse is about characters, plot development, etc. and I am out here ready to throw elbows over the show calling 3 X-Wings a "squadron".

#starwars

@Render @corlin I wish I had a good understanding of where the area the previous starlink outage covered. Maybe it's coincidence or maybe it's me reading too much into it, but it seems to me the Ukrainians made good use of the recent starlink discourse both politically and militarily.

If the plan is to show that starlink goes down every time you plan an attack on the Russian fleet, and to make your enemy lose faith in their ace in the hole, this seems like a good way to do it.

@Render I gotta read the whole thing but that headline is outstanding. 😂