If you get it, you get it. 😎

Juts used the line "chocolate and peanut butter go well together, but not so much rain and rush hour".

Look, I'm just trying to keep traffic reports interesting. 😁

And then one of my cats walks into the studio and meows very loudly in the middle of a traffic report. Apparently, she could see the bottom of her food bowl, and this was simply not acceptable.

And yes, I'm drinking Fresca. Deal with it. 😜

The traffic reporter hard at work. 😎

I also had 15 minutes notice before the first traffic report was due. Luckily I have a home studio.

Vacuuming the house when my phone rings.

Boss: "Can you work traffic the afternoon?"
Me: "Sure. What's wrong with Dan?"
Boss: "He lost his voice."
Me: "Does he need any help finding it?"
Boss:
Me:
Boss: "You are so weird."

Hey, they hired me. They should be used to me now.

Also, this means I get out of housework for the day.

Question of the Day: Which would you rather have, a car that drove itself or a flying car?

#QuestionOfTheDay

I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.

Have you ever put on a sweatshirt backwards and not realized it for several hours until your spouse pointed it out?

Um... neither have I. 😬

Nothing to see here, move along.

This world would be much more boring and a lot less entertaining without cats.

Have coffee, will broadcast. And only in that order.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I've you never once tried using the Force to reach the remote, why are we friends again?

To answer my own question: pretty much anything on the water.

Question of the Day: What is your favorite thing to do outdoors?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#outdoors

Okay, I've caught up on email, updated the news website, recorded the weather for the radio stations, and posted the relevant info to the company's social media. So, basically, I've done half a day of work before the sun even comes up.

Sometimes I'm just too damn efficient.

I am not addicted to coffee.

We're just in a committed relationship.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Sometimes you just need a taco salad.

#lunch

Question of the Day: What do you put on your salad?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.