Vacuuming the house when my phone rings.
Boss: "Can you work traffic the afternoon?"
Me: "Sure. What's wrong with Dan?"
Boss: "He lost his voice."
Me: "Does he need any help finding it?"
Boss:
Me:
Boss: "You are so weird."
Hey, they hired me. They should be used to me now.
Also, this means I get out of housework for the day.
And then one of my cats walks into the studio and meows very loudly in the middle of a traffic report. Apparently, she could see the bottom of her food bowl, and this was simply not acceptable.