Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
I really need to buy a new toaster. Mine has only two settings left: "Is it even on?" and "Viking Funeral".
Who cares about Margaritaville?
I want to go to Coffeeville where the coffee cups float serenely on the calm shores of a beautiful lake ... and are big enough even for me. 😁 ☕
Everytime I see a TV show that has a "For Mature Audiences Only" warning at the beginning, I wonder if I'm allowed to watch it...
Coffee, so delicate, yet so simple.
It can give you the highest of buzzes, to the deepest of thoughts.
Coffee is a blank canvas, and the drinker is the artist.
Just remember, there are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
Me: "Hey honey, how's your Monday going so far?"
Wife:
Me: (backs away slowly, making no sudden moves)
Today's random question: Where’s Waldo?
[sticks card in gas pump]
“Is this credit or debit?”
“What is your zip code?”
“Do you want a car wash?”
“What is your favorite color?”
“What is your quest?”
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Today's random question: Who's your favorite Muppet, and why?
I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside...
A therapist friend once told me that when I'm feeling stressed, I should visualize myself in my "happy place". Which works pretty well, even though I somehow keep ending up with sand in my shoes... 😎
The boss has learned. Today, she texted me to ask me if I could work traffic again this afternoon instead of calling me. 😜
Mine would be ONDAAIR ("on the air") 😎
Question of the Day: If you could have any personalized license plate, what would it be?
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where I am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
"Quick, company is coming! Get out the good coffee service!"
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022