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Today's random question: What was the best invention of the last 50 years?

Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much...

Life would be a lot more entertaining if everyone ordered coffee in the voice they use for their pets.

It’s Monday and I’m in a mood.

Not sure what kind of mood it is, but once I’ve had some coffee, I might be better able to figure it out.


Mine generally say, "You're going out in public dressed like THIS?"

😁

Today's random question: What do your clothes say about you?

Um... the hardware store is a lot more interesting than I thought... 😳

How to sum up my annual physical in one medical diagnosis…

Me: So what’s wrong?

Doc: You’re a middle aged man.

Me: (sigh)

Today's random question: Scrambled, fried or poached?

@DyDave Though I'm also partial to my Hagstrom Swede. Interesting take on the classic Les Paul setup with a "mud switch" that really dirties up the sound when you want to get swampy.

@DyDave That's a classic, no doubt. Great sound, great look.

Here's my go-to axe: a 1973 Fender Strat which I customized with double coil in the third slot. Of all the guitars I've ever owned, this is hands down my favorite.

@DyDave and I have been chatting guitars and gear this morning, and I wanted to share a track I recorded a few years back that showcases three different guitars.

soundcloud.com/twopennyfish/ph

I don’t see any reason why boxed wine shouldn't come with a little straw stuck to the side.

The key to happiness is to find someone who will look at you like this fox is looking at a cup of coffee.

Or better yet, just take the coffee and be happy with more energy. 😎 ☕


If you’re a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an Olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it.

Today's random question: Who's your favorite artist?

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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.