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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too long.

In celebration of National Goof Off Day, the Question of the Day is: What is your favorite way to goof off?


Parking your new fancy car in two spots doesn't protect it. It makes it a target. Just saying...

Post the first thing that comes to mind when you see this burger:

While I do like French bread, my go-to when shopping is the Lewis Nutty Oak bread. Very tasty. Great for sandwiches and also toasts well.

In celebration of National French Bread Day, the Question of the Day is: What is your favorite type of bread?

Laffy Taffy inventor: And for the last taste test, this is our banana flavor.

Boss: Very good very good. [chewing] Have you ever tasted a banana before?

Inventor: [embarrassed] I have not.

Boss: Me neither. I'm sure it's fine.

Based on how easily startled I get when the toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

Saw a comment yesterday that mentioned they missed my morning “colorful shirt photos”. So, far be it from me to shy away from visual extravagance, here you go. 😁


This is the passenger that caused three TSA agents to immediately reconsider their career choice.

I used to think the "early bird" specials at restaurants were silly. Nowadays, I'm thinking, "Dinner at 4pm? Hmm...sounds reasonable."

Not sure what changed...

I'm out of scotch and need some suggestions for a reasonably priced brand that's not too peaty. I tend to prefer blended scotches for casual drinking, if that helps.

Question of the Day: What job title would you like to have on your business card?

And the results of the "Cake vs Pie" question is...

56% said Pie
44% said Cake

Let there be pie! 😁

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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.