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I was reading about a low-cholesterol diet that called for lots of chicken but no eggs and then I thought about it and went, "Wait a minute..."

@WuzzaDiva I saw that this week. Was NOT expecting her to go metal. 🤘

My big meal of the day is generally lunch. Which, by default, makes it my favorite meal of the day.

Except when I'm being responsible and eating a salad.

Adulting sucks.

Today's random question: What's your favorite meal of the day?

@ArcturusSaDiablo You are what is technically known as an "enabler". 🍪

Adulthood is just a constant struggle of, ”I really want to eat cookies for breakfast but I understand that it is a bad nutritional decision.”

On the other hand, the only one who can stop me from eating cookies for breakfast is me, and I know my weaknesses and am pretty sure I could take myself in a fight.

So what I’m saying is I’m trying to decide what type of cookies I want to have for breakfast.

♪ ♫ The best part of waking up is that it beats the alternative. ♫ ♪

Wait... I don't think that's the original song. Oh well, maybe another cup of coffee will help my brain get in gear this morning.


Today's random question: Seen anything weird lately?

@0x56 This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around.

Don't get me wrong, Chinese food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken knows how to fry rice.

@0x56 Most of the time, I feel like I need a vacation from my vacation.

When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the warriors march, only then may you say I’ve had enough coffee.


So after my I've been craving pizza all day.

So, guess what I'm having for dinner tonight?

That's right: a plain cheese pizza. 🍕 😎

@voltronic I’ve been a fan of Rick for years. Good guy, great musician.

I like most toppings -- even pineapple -- but I've never understood anchovies. I just don't get it.

@TheAbbotTrithemius Some men just want to watch the world burn. 🔥 😜

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