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Today's random question: Who's your favorite Muppet, and why?

I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside...

A therapist friend once told me that when I'm feeling stressed, I should visualize myself in my "happy place". Which works pretty well, even though I somehow keep ending up with sand in my shoes... 😎


The boss has learned. Today, she texted me to ask me if I could work traffic again this afternoon instead of calling me. 😜

Mine would be ONDAAIR ("on the air") 😎

Question of the Day: If you could have any personalized license plate, what would it be?

@janallmac "Now I need to coat myself in Vaseline"

Do go on... 😜 πŸ˜‚

I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where I am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.

@pendrag as long as there is coffee in them, it'll work just fine. 😁 β˜•

Juts used the line "chocolate and peanut butter go well together, but not so much rain and rush hour".

Look, I'm just trying to keep traffic reports interesting. 😁

And then one of my cats walks into the studio and meows very loudly in the middle of a traffic report. Apparently, she could see the bottom of her food bowl, and this was simply not acceptable.

And yes, I'm drinking Fresca. Deal with it. 😜

I also had 15 minutes notice before the first traffic report was due. Luckily I have a home studio.

@LnzyHou When we moved into our current house 13 years ago, I found a box of glassware that was left over from our move into our previous house. In 1993. So, the answer is "never". 😜

Vacuuming the house when my phone rings.

Boss: "Can you work traffic the afternoon?"
Me: "Sure. What's wrong with Dan?"
Boss: "He lost his voice."
Me: "Does he need any help finding it?"
Boss:
Me:
Boss: "You are so weird."

Hey, they hired me. They should be used to me now.

Also, this means I get out of housework for the day.

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Gary Poole

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