@bfgreen That's correct: @stueytheround is the founder and CCO (Chief Caffeinated Officer) of the #CaffeineClub, long may our beans be roasted. ☕

Cat Logic: "This food bowl is only 60% full. IT'S EMPTY! OMG! FEED ME NOW!"

"Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility." ~ Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

This had better be a Photoshop, because if not, the end of our civilization is nigh.

“Watcha doing, cat?”

“Well I *was* watching TV until you interrupted me.”

#catsofcoso

Two creams (half and half, none of the artificial stuff for me), and two sugars (the real stuff, none of that artificial stuff for me).

Question of the Day: What do you put into your coffee, and how much of it?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Coffee

It's what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies. Which should be banned. And the people who make them publicly ridiculed.

Some days you need the big coffee mug. This is one of those days.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

So I was explaining Dune to a non-geek friend of mine and how the sandstorms were exceedingly dangerous, and he said why didn’t they just call these guys to help?

He had a point…

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast.

"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with." ~ Terri Guillemets ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Question of the Day: What goes on your perfect pizza?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Pizza

Did you hear that Old MacDonald's son joined the army?

Yep, he is now E.I. G.I. Joe.

(I’ll just show myself out)

@DavidKMresists Coffee is what enables me to BE busy every morning. ☕

Having a very busy morning. Thank goodness for coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

The total confusion exhibited at four-way stops makes me wonder how much longer humans will be at the top of the food chain. And let’s not even mention traffic circles. 🤨

I wash my car whenever I need it to rain. I pretty much can end any drought simply by having my car washed.

Question of the Day: How often do you wash your car (or have it washed)?

#QuestionOfTheDay

I'm really not having a good day today. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. Then I picked up the grocery bag and the handle fell off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.