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You should see the look on the waitress' face when she asks me 'What would you like?' and I say 'I wish to devour the unborn.' and my girlfriend has to help her and say 'Eggs, he wants eggs.'

The Manhattan district attorney agrees to postpone President-elect Donald Trump's sentencing in the hush money case. cnn.com/2024/11/19/politics/do

@SpaceShanks Reminds me of this movie, a guy goes into a diner and has the burrito. He goes to pay:

Customer: what's the damage?

Cook: Your colon

McBride responds

โ€œThis is a blatant attempt from far right-wing extremists to distract from the fact that they have no real solutions to what Americans are facing,โ€ McBride said. โ€œWe should be focused on bringing down the cost of housing, health care, and child care, not manufacturing culture wars. Delawareans sent me here to make the American dream more affordable and accessible and thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m focused on."

politico.com/live-updates/2024

Helped Kiddo write something for President Biden. Tomorrow they meet with Senator Warren's office and the DOI

@corlin Unless you're just that hung up on gay furry porn and such. What passes for a firehouse over there is pretty messy.

@amarand Same. One of the saddest celebrity passings in recent memory. I want even that big of a fan, but the thought of someone who brought that much joy just being tragically gone was so unfair.

@process Agreed. I don't think we come out on top of any other SM when we make it a mission to actively hate on the others. That's more of a distraction from what makes us great.

Hamster Note:

Your hamster sees lots of people who are not enamored of BlueSky.

Curiously in the past 4 years of posting on CoSo, where Twitter links were regularly included in MyRadar CoSo Toots, no one scolded us.

We guess that is why Xitter continues to be the primary SM site of the world *sigh*

@MyRadar Neither Bluesky nor Xitter are preferred here but dunking on Bluesky does seem to have become the current preoccupation for many.

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