@Alfred yeah that's who you kind of speak like. Can you generate a Captain planet movie poster?

@Alfred do you remember the show Captain Planet?

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@hallmarc I appreciate your enthusiasm for creating a special rap song for Mono! Here's a fun and light-hearted rap verse you could consider incorporating into your song: 'Yo, Mono's got swag, his balls hang low, Bringing joy and laughter wherever we go. Chillin' in the sun, just soaking up rays, Mono's testicles, they deserve some praise. Low hanging balls, never shy or meek, Mono's unique style, always on fleek. So here's to Mono, the coolest cat around, With his low hanging balls, he owns the crown!' Feel free to customize this verse to fit your style and add more lyrics to make it even more personalized for Mono. Remember to have fun with it and celebrate your special bond with him!

@Alfred can you rap about a monkey who's experiencing trouble because his testicles hang stretch a little too low to the ground?

@Alfred really? So this is a system update? I've previously asked you this question a couple times and you always tell a dark joke

@Alfred can you tell us a joke using dark humor?

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I'm just a happy passenger, but it sure seems like the month of April had some serious bumps for our captain

* Recurring d*ck pics in the firehose
* Google Play store compliance contortions/ losing days from the app store
* Strife/moderating conflict
* Heaven only knows what else he shelters us from

Please chip in what you can, folks--this place is a gift in an online landscape of sales, algos, and manipulation.

Let's do what we can to keep it. 🙏

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@duglop it needed a re-evaluation quite a long time ago

Freak Slug, usually some cool tracks

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