@nursefrombirth They were looking for some dirt but they found some sawdust instead

TFW you spend hours googling "how to ... in Qlik" so future you doesn't have to break out a calculator to make a presentation slide

(I realize there is probably a very very limited group of people who could relate)

Look at her acting like she didn't just knock a whole ass cup of water onto my keyboard

@amarand It's just a cheap little piece of colored quartz, but it's already one of my favorites.

My kid finds me the coolest things 😀

@MrsHowelsEyebrows It's Florida, so not surprising to find here, but still a little disturbing to turn a corner and see.

I took my kids to a local shell themed gift shop yesterday and my youngest found me this adorable jellybean of a stone. It now sits on my desk so I can get a little serotonin boost when I look at it.

There were also 3 shelves full of baby gator heads, but that was less adorable

Current kitty status and possibly mood #catsofcoso #cosocats

Oh yeah, also Happy #Caturday

Hashtag Green Day Saviors (for those who might not know the reference)

Happy Saturday!

I got my hairs cut this morning, and now I'm listening to God's favorite band's new album while I deep clean my house

@IronButterfly I do the bun thing too! Anything to get it off my neck when I'm cleaning or it's too hot out.

I used to braid it all the time but stopped when I started working with administration in an office because it felt less professional somehow.

Just occurred to me this morning that I'm working remote and no one sees my hair anyway.

My hair is getting too damn long again because I haven't had the energy or time to go get it cut, so I decided to braid it this morning.

Are braided ponytails still cool?

Outlook just suggested "Teamwork makes the dream work!" to me as an email reply and now I want to punch my computer.

That's how Skynet takes over. Not by using weapons of war to wipe us out, but by wearing us down with corny overly optimistic corporate catchphrases.

@see_the_sus Like "these shirts are warm, mamma, please don't make me move"

He's "helping" me with the laundry #catsofcoso #cosocats

We went downtown to enjoy the nice cool air and I got to play with the camera settings on my phone. Not bad for a mid-range Android, I think...

@haikushack The colors in this are lovely.

The second PODS was just picked up, so we're that much closer to getting the heck out of Dodge.

I feel a little silly about tearing up a little bit while watching the giant box full of our memories and stuffs ride away on a truck, but also relieved that task is complete.

Anyway, happy #Caturday here's my two lazy dumbasses supervising all the packing and organizing: