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Yes, it took me a while to get semi-cultured.

Inspired by this: youtu.be/U9BStYV_wzY

My 40's: Do we still get hangovers?

My 50's: Not at all.

My 40's: Really? Cool! How'd we manage that?

My 50's: Well, if we drink too much my heart starts going like a Buddy Rich improv set, which also puts us at risk for a stroke.

My 40's: Fuck.

My 50's: What, you expected it to get better? Same thing goes for caffeine, by the way.

My 40's FUUUUUCK!

My 50's: Yeah.

My 40's: Also, who's Buddy Rich?

My 50's We've seen him. He drum battled Animal on the Muppet Show.

My 40's: Ooohhhh...

I see a lot of people on the bird app vowing to stay and fight. I get where they're coming from. We built a lot of communities over there. But the internet's primary virtue is that it can route around damage and remain intact. Route around Elmo and his peons. We gain nothing by wrestling a pig in its own mud puddle.

So this is what my girlfriend got me for my birthday: A pound of dice.

She knows me so well. I love her.

The lack of self-awareness here is truly fucking breathtaking.

1. Elton John leaves Twitter citing "misinformation"

2. Elon Musk asks him what misinformation he means

3. Right-wing freak tells Musk Elton John's account was probably hijacked by his "marxist social media person"

4. Musk appears to agree with this

One might call this ironic - Jon Schwarz

Good Saturday morning CoSo tribe! An innovative Christmas decoration 🤣😂🎄

It has taken Kyrsten Sinema just 4 years to increase her net worth from $325,000 (2018) to $11 milion (August 2022). Her salary as a Seantor is a little over $180,000. Her entire term so far has been a cash grab from big donors.

Arizona... you know what to do.

"Person who cannot win party primary leaves party, bemoans partisanship"

—is not exactly news. We saw it with Joe Lieberman in 2006.

The last couple nights I have been having vivid, disturbing dreams. I hope it's not going to be an ongoing thing.

Like it or not, there must be limits to our freedoms. Hate speech and defamation are not free speech. Using a gun to threaten and harm is not the right to bear arms.

In a society with unfettered "freedoms," the only free people will be the cruelest and most violent among us.

I’m not a NY Times employee, but I’m a current union worker who supports them. Just passing on the message.

We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

the right really doesn't know how to do the right thing....unless it benefits them

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