Your "Bob" for 11/21/2024

"Bob" is a Divine Mystery.

That is all that can be said.

Donate to the mystery at SubGenius.com/

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Matt Gaetz has now removed more criminal insurrectionists from Congress in 1 day than Merrick Garland did in 4 years.

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Natalie Jackson ~
β€ͺI wrote about the things I think are missing from the Dem discourse:
1) scope of the losses
2) how media struggles to explain a second Trump win; easier to yell at Dems
3) there might not be a grand theory. it might be uninformed voters' vibes.

πƒπžπœπ’π¬π’π―πž 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐒𝐧 π©π«π¨π›πšπ›π₯𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐑𝐒𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 π₯𝐨𝐰-𝐒𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

/nosanitize

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Congrats to QAnon, who found the best way to stop sex abuse is by putting the abusers in power.

A major part of The Conspiracy is the promise that if you follow all their rules for sexual conduct and fidelity and prudence and pretend to believe in them, once you're rich and famous enough, you can throw them to the wind and do all the stuff you were told was bad and awful.

Do you need more Slack in your life? How about an ENTIRE VAULT of Slack!

The latest issue is out now, and you can get it with actual money!

But even more you can join up with us to create spiritual weirdness and humorous strangeness and DARK TRUTHS IN THE FORM OF PEOPLE BEING SILLY! Message me for details, where I can provide questions for all your answers!

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"Trans people are changing the climate with their hormone rays!" Shouted Alex Jones as the waves washed over him.

Your "Bob" for 11/19/2024

Operation Timetruck never ended.

But you can keep it going. Send "Bob" money at subgenius.com/

A review of the book McMindfulness. Stripped-down pseudo-Buddhism is being marketed as a solution to the stresses of a world that people DON'T want you to fix. xenofact.com/2024/11/20/mcmind

Your "Bob" For 11/17/2024

When a butterfly flaps its wings, the world can change.

But look at the butterfly closer.

And after looking, send money to SubGenius.com/

Stupidity got us into the current situation in the world - and stupidity can get us out if IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF STUPIDITY.

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/16/2024
"Bob" lifts us up where we belong.

Like a balloon, he's filled with hot air. Yet it lifts him upward. We join with him.

And join with us at subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/14/2024

You can't bottle "Bob" but boy we've tried.

To show appreciation, go spend money at subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" For Today, 11/12/2024

"Bob" is the treasure.

Send regular, boring, old treasure to SubGenius.com/

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It is here! Vault of Slack #5! Prepare yourself for the SubGenius Onslaught of Slack in this latest PRINT ZINE!

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Your "Bob" for 11/10/2024

When I awoke with the hangover, I asked "Bob" why he had abandoned me. I pointed at all the glasses of Hi-Balls I had slammed.

"When you slept, I drank for you!" He said, and I wept.

"Bob" is your drinking buddy for all time. Donating to subgenius.com/ is the right thing to do.

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