Eat shit, Captain Forehead.

But where am I going to get my tentacle p....

Documentaries...

https://bit.ly/4fZBido

#Reddit #RedditDown #TotallyNotThereForPorn

Did someone say..... Cheesecake Sweepstakes!? Cause I just did.

https://www.juniorscheesecake.com/blog/2023/10/12/holiday-list-giveaway/

I enter a ton of contests throughout the week. Would folks don't his delightful social media channel, like me to post anything that is kinda interesting?

For example: These are contests for a HD Broadcast tuner.

https://wn.nr/f6DsU74

https://wn.nr/skZ9r2h

Alright, calm down. A: I like picture and B: I'll get to them.

Having too many pictures and unread emails on your phone might mean you have this mental disorder https://bit.ly/4fWpI2X

#Phone #Email #mentalhealth #mentaldisorder

They'll probably have a "court fee" added to their tickets soon.

Spirit Airlines files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection https://bit.ly/48ZyHOn

#SpiritAirlines #Chapter11 #Travel #Bankruptcy

Holy shit.

The Onion owns Infowars.

Amazing.

#TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones

A handy reminder from your friends at Stamps.com.

Pretty sure the sign didn't stutter.

I predict a teacher shortage.

Or, and hear me out on this one, maybe we should work on it being safe on this planet first for women. Just a thought, nerds.
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#Mars #Science #Pregnancy #Earth #WomensRights
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We are a long way from pregnancy being safe on Mars https://bit.ly/3NYPjMA

I was blinded by science!
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#Science #oil #water #Enviroment
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Slick trick separates oil and water with 99.9 per cent purity https://bit.ly/4erXI5Y

It feels like 75% is a liberal estimate.
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#Trump #Health #Election #DementiaDon
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Doctor Claims Trump Has Less Than 75% Chance of Completing Second Term: "He Suffers From..." - Inquisitr https://bit.ly/3UKHGgx

This is totally unrelated to anything that may or may not have happened this week.
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8 Physical Exercises to Relieve Anxiety and Stress
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#MentalHealth #Anxiety #Stress #Relaxation
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https://bit.ly/3O2KeTz

I'm sure when Brainworm RFK takes over there will be far less of this. *sarcasm font*

This Popular Cheese Is Being Recalled Across 12 States (So Far) — Here’s Everything We Know
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#Cheese #Health #FoodRecall #FDA
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https://bit.ly/3CkzCg8

I've got some bad news for that guy.

No one could have predicted this.

Unfortunately, no one could have predicted this.

Day one of trying to come here more frequently. Mission accomplished.

What a fucking day, am I right?