Your "Bob" For Today, 11/4/2024

Biblically Accurate "Bob."

It would be accurate to say you should donate to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/2/2024

That's not a censorship bar, your brain just can't imagine the glory of "Bob's" crotch.

But YOU can imagine donating to https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 10/31/2024

Halloween is a strange time for "Bob." Despite his great Wardrobe of Eternity, people always know it's him for some reason.

And this Halloween, treat YOURSELF buy buying stuff or donating to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Pray to the predator, you're the prey.

Your "Bob" For Today, 10/30/2024

"Bob" is eternal, he is the loop.

And you should be regularly giving money to https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" for 10/29/2024

A little known power of "Bob" is he can make anything look good as a hat.

And YOU look good when you donate to and buy from https://www.SubGenius.com/

You're "Bob" for Today, 10/27/2024.

Pull back the curtain, "Bob" is there.

Pull back the curtain with your cash at https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" For Today, 10/23/2024

This diagram should make everything clear.

If it's not clear, then send money to https://www.SubGenius.com/

It may not help, but then at least you're thinking about something else.

#SubGenius

Your "Bob" for today, 10/22/2024

Sex. Money. Bob.

Send money to bob at https://www.SubGenius.com/

It's pretty sexy.

Your "Bob" for today, 10/21/2024

You can put pankcakes on "Bob."

Why did you ask?

Go to https://www.SubGenius.com/ and donate so the Church can buy more pancakes.

Your "Bob" for Today, 10/19/2024.

"Bob" Conquers all without effort. But he puts on a show because, you know, otherwise it gets boring.

Join https://www.SubGenius.com/ to fight OR increase boredom.

Tomorrow. 6PM PST, 9PM EST. The Dr. Hal Show!

YOU ARE NOT READY . . . but can be by showing up and making a love offering.

https://askdrhalshow.com/

"The Angel of False Destiny"

Your "Bob" for 10/16/2024

Anyone remember Chunkerhut and all their promos involving "Bob"? That was great.

I hear rumors Chunkerhut is back. So if you want to encourage them, join https://www.SubGenius.com/

Pure concentrated Slack from @onan

You can sign up and get this every 3 months and become more awesome! https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

Your "Bob" for 10/14/2024

I don't know what art is, but I know "Bob"

Join the church of the SubGenius to know at http://www.SubGenius.com/

Ask Doctor Hal is in ONE WEEK!

Find out more here: https://linktr.ee/askdoctorhal

Join us on October 20th, 6PM PST/9PM EST https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

Your "Bob" for 10/12/2024

"Bob" is an idea. "Bob" takes flight.

Fly on over to https://www.subgenius.com/ and donate.

Your "Bob" for 10/10/2024

"Bob" is an open book - but the language he's written in is no human language.

But I'm sure some of it says "Join the Church of the SubGenius" https://www.SubGenius.com/

He does.