Good morning, readers! Check out my Just Cause Universe superhero series-the first book is a free download and several other miniseries starters are discounted to only 99 cents USD. Your support during the holidays will keep me caffeinated, for which I am grateful (and able to keep writing!). https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07QFYQ9P1 #cosobooks #opencarrybooks #audiobooks #cosowriters #WritingCommunity #selfpromotion

Hey #cosopro folks! Doing any traveling over the long holiday weekend? How about a free #audiobook for the road? I have codes. Just DM me with which one you want and whether you need it from the US or UK Audible store. Here's the list to pick from: https://www.audible.com/search?searchAuthor=Ian+Thomas+Healy /nosanitize

Hey there, all you cool new #cosonauts! I'm Ian: author, meme aficionado, caffeine enthusiast, and shiftless layabout. #meetthenauts #introductions I know it can be overwhelming so here are a few tags specifically for the #writers: #cosowriters #amwriting #wip #WritingCommunity #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

Pin them into their own column and voila, you have a group of potential friends just waiting to meet you and talk about the same stuff that interests you!*

*works for all hashtags

Is a new cover on a older book like regifting? Because if so, this is the gift that keeps on giving...

No, Ian, 4/31 is not a date.

Breakfast of champions: stir fried spicy ramen with deli turkey, frozen veg, and fried eggs. No, I'm not hungover.

Free ebooks for KU (Kindle Unlimited) subscribers, including my brand new cozy fantasy romance Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/compellingreads4ku/5qun289xs1

What's your weirdest claim to fame?

I appeared in the background in the first ten minutes of a terrible movie called Monster Force Zero and never knew it until a friend sent me a clip years later and asked "Hey, is this you?!?!" I looked and sure enough, there I am in the background, trying to sell my books at a comic con.

Ah, spring. The grass is turning green. The birds are singing. The tuna tree beside my house is in full, fragrant bloom.

Meet WyldWing! Ian Thomas Healy presents Hero Academy by Author Adrienne Dellwo. Get the ebook edition for only 99 cents! https://books.bookfunnel.com/99centyabooks/6p25aqz7bv

Just tried the cup o noodles breakfast ramen (artificial maple syrup, sausage bits, eggy bits). I'm, uh, not very enthusiastic about it.

Me: I'm going to go to the gym, eat a healthy dinner, and then write!

Also me, after the gym: I'm going to eat an entire block of cheese and congeal on this here recliner to watch YouTubes.

Here I am all set up at the Cherokee Trail High School Craft Fair. If you are a cougar, come find me. I am a valuable resource, with books for sale! I'm in the Upper Commons, booth UC-104, just to the left of the upper level main entrance. https://www.cherokeetrailhsptco.com/
#cosobooks

Fuck, I hope they get away with it. Good for them! https://gizmodo.com/security-firm-at-center-of-30-million-easter-heist-was-1851389030

Your attention please. I, well known for being mechanically inept, have successfully reset the service interval on my car by myself, without help, and without causing any collateral damage. That is all.

My vendor: OMG BOO UR PASSWORD EXPIRED😍😢🙏
Me: *types in same password*
My vendor: OMG THANK YOU UR TOTALLY SECURE NOW♥️♥️♥️

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Check out this new, delicious cozy fantasy from Ian Thomas Healy: Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)! https://books.bookfunnel.com/fairytale-myth-creatures/b33qzqvahv #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

My boss just got trapped in a Reply-All Apocalypse, fueled by several accounts that have automatic responses built in.

I mean, it's Idaho. Is anybody shocked by this? https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1240984043/police-investigating-racial-harassment-of-ncaa-womens-basketball-team-in-idaho

My wife slid my car through an intersection last night during the storm and t-boned another car. Minor damage to my car, major damage to the other. Nobody hurt, no airbag deployment. I'm keeping my temper because I know I'm a better driver than she is but the weather and roads were shitty, so it may not have been avoidable, whomever was driving.

I'm all set up at Minicon! Come say hello and get a signed book or three! While you're here, be sure to check out the Mystic Eye Artisans booth and get some custom jewelry from my wife! At Bison Ridge Rec Center in Commerce City, CO from 10a-4p today only. It's free!

Get this exciting novel about a werewolf superhero and the vampire hunting her. Rooftops, by Ian Thomas Healy. https://books.bookfunnel.com/vampire-fiction-sale/24mhgp4zom