His next girlfriend is going to be so weirded out, lol.

This man may be successfully convincing me to not move out of the trailer, and he wants to buy a house on some land, and move the trailer onto it. I would be living on my ex's land. This trailer would be mine so my expenses would be very low and I won't have to struggle. I could save up money quickly that way, and not move out until I simply want to. How reassuring.

Damn the heartache that the Harley vision is really unwise.

Damn, this man is trying hard to buy me a car "for emergencies", and I keep being all, "three wrecks in two years, I am the emergency, just get me a bus pass" but for a brief, colorful moment, I had a vision of a Harley Davidson tricycle, then realized safer than motorcycles does not equal safer than cars, and I'm so fucking bummed. I might rock a foot powered trike though. A pink one with flags, flowers, bells, and skulls.

"Back in my day, Tamagotchi didn't even have color. You kids don't know how good you have it, with your interactive pets and your GPS rares. In the snow, uphill both ways!"

It's a little embarrassing to be a middle aged woman wandering around at least once a week yelling for her Romeo after dark. Stinker slipped out right in front of me and hid in the shadows, the little black fucker.