Cool, the dispensary is planning Halloween thing and when I asked if they want a tarot card reader, the employees got excited. Still have to talk to the boss, though.

If you hear about the Oklahoma voter purge, might be misinformation.
https://www.koco.com/article/announcement-about-purging-oklahoma-voter-rolls-causes-controversy/62304875

Also, historically ladies are allowed to booze it up on dandelion wine 'cause it's medicinal. 'Cause nutrition. So they can be tipsy. But still ladies. Fuckin magic.

I know y'all got a lot of like, news to focus on, but apparently according to Google my main draw publicly is gardening, so I guess it's my duty to tell you I harvest my indoor dandelion greens so much I had to plant more indoors and out. Turns out they aren't more bitter than drought resistant lettuces in full sun, when grown in the shade or indoors with lots of water. So, that's one of nature's highest veg sources of vit A and K, no more bitter than lettuce when tended, for free.

By the way, the actual dude "Lie To Me" was based on can only read a stranger at 50% accuracy (a coin toss), which is a lot better than the normal 30% because we suck at knowing when we are being deceived, follow me to ruin more fun shows with facts.

Ok, so "wooden" actors. Dudes that play sticks with lines sometimes add a surprise to the layer. Thomas Gibson as Aaron Hotchner in Criminal Minds. I can tell when his character is lying. How? How the fuck is it possible for him to not break character and show no tells but I just KNOW and why is he not praised more?

Criminal Minds just gave me the only response I will ever need as an American to any political question.

"Don't much like being shot at, Rossi."

#politics

Still haven't told Joe how I keep coming up with the funds I need without his help. I mentioned reading cards once like 5 years ago in a brainstorm session, his reaction wasn't friendly. I'll wait until I can see his face. :)

Every tarot post you see is more than me finding humor in the potential use of one of my best skill sets to provide for myself as someone who can not stand all day for work, nor can I face the public without concerning spasms that could freak out customers in a traditional setting. But I don't want to scam people. If you see a thing you have feedback for, yes I would like help navigating these issues. All jokes aside. Serious criticism is even welcomed in my DMs.

Sneaking up behind cats and lightly touching the fuckers with their super senses and making them jump in surprise is THE BEST.

Hey, there's this American thing where if you use your degree in a social work way for a decade you can apply to have your loans forgiven, since America is so fucked anyway, you think they might let me have that for reading tarot cards if I weave in empirical data based shit and refer to local agencies?

I could make an annotated resource list for tarot card querants and be like, "The spirits tell me to direct you to...."