Gemma Sarracenia
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Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022
Maybe if I put "con artist" on my business cards and sign they won't view me as seriously. I'm no longer concerned with the ethics of reading professionally, these people need advice. But it would be so nice to know I have the freedom to let go creatively and throw myself into an over the top performance.
First of all, it looks like doing tarot card readings for neighbors in a trailer park means I will be paid in beer and weed, so cool. Second of all, it is very difficult to explain psychological readings to people, and everything goes more easily if I accept they will take my words as prophecy no matter how hard I fight that. Third of all, they are accepting common sense solutions such as "How are you putting yourself out there?" as a proper reading. So, it's like teaching life skills.
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"You have to see (a) the way I see it because you're white like me."
NOPE.
"You should see (b) like me because we're both ex-coppers."
NOPE.
I can't believe you don't agree with me on (c) because we have some other form of tenuous connection.
NOPE!!!
I see the world the way I see it because of MY experiences in it and I don't alter my views simply to fit in with group xy or z.
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Huh. Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk. For illegal dumping. https://www.elonowesyou100dollars.com/
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52:32
On a path littered
with foil wraps and broken glass—
this gift from the gulls
—Arlitia Jones
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Well, since I am all pissed off now, let me declare that I, as the child of a Holocaust survivor, will gladly shoulder some of the blame for preventing America from becoming Nazi Germany. Defiantly, proudly, and with great enthusiasm.
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Dole has some esplainin’ to do…mutated pineapple.
The condition is called fasciation or cresting, caused by damage to the normal single growing point.
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I’m asking for ✨Light✨ (or your version of same) for my husband. His school called & said he had fallen & was being taken to hospital. I was told he doesn’t remember falling, but I saw he had too extremely swollen black eyes as they wheeled him out. And was vomiting. Maybe a little more than trip & fall?
Anyway my friends, sending good ju ju for Chris B would be much appreciated.
Love you, thank you.
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Ok, how about we get folks to show up at every Trump rally with fiddles to serenade the attendees? Then they can legitimately complain about a threat of violins.
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I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one
Just got my big tins of dehydrated vegetarian beef substitute and Southwestern chili mix, to match the gallon of jalapenos. This means my pepper chef fantasies can continue as I harvest my indoor weeds to throw into the mix. Good times.
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Mother Nature's many color combinations.
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"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
-- Albert Einstein
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I ordered 2000 lbs of Chinese soup.
It was won ton.
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Well it looks more and more like this guy will be a permanent addition to the dragon cave... no responses from any ads I've put out for owner.
He's completely bonded to me know and already knows Xena and mine's routine.
I've named him Loki because he's a prankster. Can leave the room and come back and a shoe has appeared mysteriously. 😆
#dogsofcoso #shepherd #nonamedog
Gemma Sarracenia
- webstuffs
- www.tippitiwichet.com
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022