@ps9714 Toilet paper. Definitely not implying gold toilets are in any way sane. Hey what's the status on that horror show anyway, Trump's gaudiest apartment in the world? Did he have to sell the shitter for legal fees?

@ps9714 Good paper and pens are on par with coffee and toilet for the inexpensive things you should splurge on to improve your life.

A fucking robot just called me and said "Hello." Do y'all with the old get the thing where the shock of cloning a sheep never wore off and suddenly there are robots programmed for full interaction calling you on your phone, which is by the way also a computer that can give you directions? Jesusses Christoses. Hold me.

@ATXJane That's enough motivation to do the thing I've been contemplating and get a minister's licence through the Unitarian church, because it would be sincere. People often open up to me because of my unusual perspective as a "near secular pagan". It often involves discussion of spiritual metaphor, and a need for confidentiality I'm willing to fight for. Someone else is in charge of my kid, lol. What else is there to lose? Jail could be fun to write about.

When I go to the library again.

Omgs, I'm listening to this podcast, and I think I knew one of this person's victims, a woman who didn't like to talk about her childhood because people thought she was lying sometimes. We have that in common, and understood how to talk around our trauma, safely. She was both very open and hiding something awful. I think I know what it was now. 😮

Whelp, I've been downloading podcasts to catch up on things, and already got a data warning. I guess a few episodes of Hood Politics and Behind The Bastards will have to do. Anyone want to throw me a solid and tell me the most interesting stuff from the last couple of weeks? How have the polls been? Going offline to save some data.

#politics

@Minholkin How about virtually, because I miss beachcombing. Can you pretty please bring me back pics of sea treasure?

My oldest moved back in this summer, with the roommate who was sheltering her after my breakdown. Naturally, they came in assuming I am the main problem. But now Joe is gone again, the roommate is getting to know me away from his influence and attempts to control the family dynamics even though he struggles with addiction. Now the timid young lady (autistic, trans, traumatized) is more comfortable with me. She makes eye contact and seems relaxed around me and everything :).

@BenA I feel like I can see who the holy terrors are, and who are their targets.

@Alfred @arthurpendragon Fuck, I love fucking fuck.

@JeSsA Oh, fuck that looks terrifying. Glad you aren't hurt.

@AskTheDevil I can't wait to see what the hardcore punks end up like as little old people. I look forward to nursing homes full of tats as well.

@redenigma Sorry for your loss ❤️