A fucking robot just called me and said "Hello." Do y'all with the old get the thing where the shock of cloning a sheep never wore off and suddenly there are robots programmed for full interaction calling you on your phone, which is by the way also a computer that can give you directions? Jesusses Christoses. Hold me.
@mcfate Neighbors tried to tell me how to do that, but phone is a food stamp phone from when I had no phone and I.... Know what fuck the details. I am a wave of chaos is all the explanation you need.
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@tippitiwichet I get angry, I have no patience/time for soul less people or their robotic clones.
@tippitiwichet We're a long way towards combining animatronics and taxidermy for bringing back the departed in ways that make us desperately wish for a monkey's paw.
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My phone sends any call from a number it doesn't find in my contacts straight to voicemail.