#CoSoMovies

@JGSchaeffer 😲

@WordNerd: wo0t!

@CaffeinatedSorceress: He's the panting outside the motel room window.

@willmckinley: One of my all-time favorites.

: Looks like we have progress.

#movies #indie

@MookyTroubadour: Affirmative.

: bloody liars

#LOL #repent

#LOL #whoopsie

@GaryPoole @LiberalLibrarian @JolieSaboteuse @awnaves @scottyorange @Valkyrie_D

@Horrrflmlvr: That's easy for you to say.

@JulesofJoy:

"I didn't kill my wife!"

"I don't care!"

: A lot of people who fell for Trump's "I may eliminate all taxes!" are gonna be shocked when, if in some weird event it becomes law, their food, oil, and gas prices skyrocket, the roads and bridges don't get repaired or built, the military vanishes, and such because they all exist as they are because of taxes.

Industry subsidies are funded by taxes. Taxes pay for the entire federal government, which includes the military. Dumbasses.

@mikeflstfi:

...need to roll up... (checks notes)... from the new classes of Farmer, Merchant, Teacher, Builder, Ranger, and Generic Person.

Player: What about Fighter?

DM: There's not been war or even fighting, beyond fitness martial arts, for over 50,000 years.

Player: What about Priest?

DM: No misery, strife, or war in over 50,000 years. So no need for salvation or crusades or whatever.

Players: ...

Player: Can I reroll?

@mikeflstfi:

...that the dragon's bloodline going back 51,561 years never existed. Instead of the original Council of Five Dragons, there was a Council of Four Dragons, and so they never broke the deadlock on the vote to try to destroy the Dwarves and Elves. So the Dragons, Dwarves, and Elves became allies and then friends as species. So when the Orcs and Ogres came along, they vanquished them in a fortnight, everywhere. So there's been peace and harmony for millennia, and so you all now...

@mikeflstfi: I cannot imagine what a natural 327 would do. It might do so much damage that it causes damage in the past and prevents whatever's being hit from ever existing and thereby changing the entire timeline.

Player: Natural 20!

DM: Checks DM screen.

Player: What's my damage bonus?

DM: Everyone reroll new player characters?

Players: WTF?

DM: The dragon's not just dead. It never existed, and so there was never any hoarded treasure in the mountain. In fact, you did so much damage...

#punkAF #Bowie #Jagger #ProperLegends

@Liliki @process: Could be the different caffeine and/or tannins levels between dark and light (or medium) roasts. The body can react with headaches and heartburn upon initially switching.

Tannins and caffeine dosage changes cause headaches quiet commonly.

Higher acidity in dark roasts can indeed cause heartburn.

As with any drug/chemical changes, it can take time for the body to adjust. When I switched to dark roast in evenings, I experienced heartburn for about a week. No headaches, tho.