#Religion specifically #Christianity #Rant
There are questions Christians ask among themselves which are really unhealthy but do the rounds anyway. None if them are helpful except as tools of oppression and control.
Among these questions are:
"Can I lose my salvation?"
No. Next!
"But what if I commit the *unforgivable sin*?"
You stopped committing that sin the moment you accepted Christ as Lord and Saviour. So still no!
Next!
"Predestination or free will?"
Pourquois pad le deux? Next!
1/x
@AkomoCombine @kel
My garden fence is not three feet tall.
@ChelseaGirl429 I'm slightly disappointed tbh π€£
@cornered
@Keysalagain We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Peter, eho has been described by his family as "a kind, brave but rather stupid fellow".
@wolfwoman SkΕl!
@wolfwoman and earned himself the name Israel as a result! ππΌ
@Museek
@Museek That's really not a healthy mindset he has. I hope he can break out of it, for his sake.
With regard to "getting right with God" as it were, the mere idea of that requiring and unquestioning faith is complete and utter unbiblical, heretical bulldust and it makes me angry.
*Every* great person in the Bible questioned God, argued with Him and tested Him. Without exception! Right up to Jesus himself in Gethsemane! Blind faith is a prison.
@ceb To hide like sheep, first become the sheep, you must.
@Keysalagain
It's called chuchuchuchuchesssssss!
@Valkyrie_D π€£π€£ There's a Led Zep song in this somewhere!
@Valkyrie_D I just realised how that sounds like the cheesiest chatup line!
"Hey baby! Can I dunk my bread in your stock?" π€£π€£π€£
@Loffreni The great thing with this gig being a cosocall, is you can mute your mics. The only one hearing you sing will be you! π @Valkyrie_D @EllyOnTheGo
@Valkyrie_D I wanna dunk some bread in that stock β€οΈππ
@Faustus This is correct! π
Ok, folks ...now I am officially out of work and ready to enjoy Friday evening
@stueytheround where is your pint π»
@Faustus In mah belly, with the rum.
Turkey No. 14.6 just told Turkey No. 12.1 that if he's really quick about it, he can hurl a chunk of carrot directly at the oven's "bake" button, thereby turning off the oven.
14.6 is sure that this would give them enough time to escape before being cooked to their second demise, but 12.1 is pretty sure that 14.6 is completely full of shit.
(In case you forgot, they don't have names yet, so they refer to each other by number of pounds.)
This'll make your chest vibrate.
Simon & Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair | Bass Singer Cover | Peter Barber and Bobby Bass
Married
Turbo Dude.
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Founder of #caffeineclub
Singer-songwriter
Bard.
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