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@ianthealy I'm assuming you can no longer clap yourself, because you're missing a hand.

@Museek They literally had to change the name to sell it over there!

@Museek Oh yes you have, you just didn't realise it.

Say Toyota MR2 in French.

Remembering @mouses
She was a bright light when things were just going bonkers around her, she kept her head up and supported her friends every chance she had, and she was so loved, so very very loved by everyone around her. When I first met her on twitter/X, we both are deeply tracking what was going on in the Redfield SA case, and we ended up connecting in the years since. She came out to me over the years as I ended up coming out to her when I was 37, in 2017. I miss her.

I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm ok but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

According to the theory of relativity, larger mass, and therefore a larger gravity well, will slow down local time compared to time as measured outside that gravity well.

Therefore being overweight will allow you to live longer, relatively speaking.

@0x56
*Noms entire black forest gateau*

I'm gonna

*Trough's full sized beef wellington*

Live

*Mainlines liquid bacon fat*

FOREVERRRRRRR!!

@Qbae Be sure to invite some fat people to the funeral.

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

@Pungent "Was he taking the piss?"
"Yes! Yes he was! Utterly brilliantly!" 🀣

@Kurtroedeger The mere idea of a lasagne wrapped in a pancake which you could fold up and nosh like a corndog is a big YES!
@Fiikus_goddess

@Kurtroedeger Absolutely and if you're *very* good I'll break out the limp celery and the egg whisk.

@northernbassist @Fiikus_goddess

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Stuey: Hugmaster πŸ«‚

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