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According to the theory of relativity, larger mass, and therefore a larger gravity well, will slow down local time compared to time as measured outside that gravity well.
Therefore being overweight will allow you to live longer, relatively speaking.
@MakerWerks People do that all the time. It's called marriage.
@stueytheround When done correctly though that creates a beautiful binary star system. That's how mine's worked out anyway @0x56
@0x56
*Noms entire black forest gateau*
I'm gonna
*Trough's full sized beef wellington*
Live
*Mainlines liquid bacon fat*
FOREVERRRRRRR!!
@0x56 a few picoseconds
@damian_reloaded - leave me to my rationalizations!
@damian_reloaded @0x56
I'll take what I can get...
@0x56 It's all fun and games until you pick up personal permanently orbiting moon.