My goal is to one day have the confidence of this creature who allows me to share her home. #catsofcoso

Booped my daughter on the nose. She giggled, then jammed her finger into my eye. Time to invest in video games and get her hand-eye coordination bulked up.

Just finished our annual rewatch of the Grinch ('60s classic animated version, of course). I've seen it a hundred times and only today realized it was a Chuck Jones piece. No wonder it's timeless; that roadrunner/coyote energy runs through its veins! #merrychristmas

Fun world cup final! As a grassroots referee, I love these matches no matter who wins. Educational. There was a lot of fouling and diving here, IMO. I would have issued more cards earlier for flopping, I think, but it is what it is. Wonder if we're going to see a rule change regarding players running out of touch on breakaways, though. Saw a lot of that. Artificially expands field, and the rules as written are you can't leave the field of play without permission. Ponderables! #worldcup2022

Was kinda slow for the first 60 minutes, with Argentina obviously on the front foot, but wow has the rest of the game been a wild ride! #wordcup

Trinkets from the past
Hang upon an indoor tree
Trimmed and brightly lit

Socks on the mantle
Colorful, unwearable
Conceal tiny gifts

Creatures of habit
Embracing repetition
Traditions are weird

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Is it appropriate for a court appointed defense lawyer to ask their client for more money so they'll "work harder" on the case?

#cosolaw #cosolawyers

Muted Christmas lights
Shine beneath a bed of fog
Waiting for the dawn

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Woke up from a dream wherein I had become the owner of a large museum of random artifacts, and the police had called to congratulate me. They ended the call with a rather ominous "don't leave town," and then I woke up. Am...am I a suspect in a #dream crime?

Don't let them tell you
You are too weak or too small
You can do great things

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Watching Sesame Street as an adult is wild. Cookie Monster just told his friends, who accused him of eating all their cookies when he didn't, "Me glutton, not liar." Went right over my daughter's head, of course, but I appreciate that level of self-awareness. Has this show always been like this?

Hey folks! If you like spending time here, and you can afford it, consider going Pro. Costs less than you might think!

Coso Pro is fun
Keeps the lights on, ads at bay
Plus, it comes with perks!

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Orange leaves falling down
Over a Dunkin drive through
Autumn in the States

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

Kids have batteries
No power indicator
Sprints, then fast asleep

#cosohaiku #cosopoetry

There's a soft tube inside Big Bird's neck to keep it upright, but it got bent. This is my daughter's solution once we explained that.

Do cucumbers belong on a fruit plate? My wife insists this is normal. I'm...relying on you to reassure me of my sanity, quite frankly. #cosocooking

My first year with a brined turkey. Alton Brown hasn't steered me wrong yet; can't wait to try it! #cosocooking

A table laden
Food and friends and memories
Happy Thanksgiving

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

I'm shocked the "something else" got a quarter of the vote! But thank you, this was enlightening

What does "well, bless her heart" roughly translate into to you?

#cosowriters #cosoenglish #cosolanguage