Kids watching TV
Pancakes burble on the stove
Quiet Sunday morn

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku #cosowriting

@CriticalCupcake I am shocked--shocked, I tell you--to learn the serial felon lied

Presented without comment:

#cosopolitics
Just leavin' this here.

@DevinY1 i suspect a lot of Harris folks voted early or by mail. Those will trickle in later.

I'm going to have a panic attack over this thing.

Fireworks ignite
Sparks among stars, cascading
Greeting the new year

#cosohaiku #cosowriting #cosopoetry #2024

Floor full of paper
Torn to shreds by eager hands
Maybe paws as well

#christmas #cosohaiku #cosopoetry

Happy Thanksgiving, CoSo! May your guests keep their politics to themselves and your turkey be juicy perfection.

@EnochianEntropy again 😆 I played the heck out of the original and was always disappointed they never made a proper sequel. Maybe if this goes well, they will!

My daughter, who could not find her toothbrush if it was IN HER MOUTH, somehow found the tiny wrappers to the candy her mother and I borrowed from her Halloween stash last night. There was a full-blown investigation. An interrogation with only the "bad cop". We were compelled to confess and threw ourselves upon the mercy of the court.

She eventually let us off with a stern warning not to disappoint her again.

Toddlers, man...lesson learned: throw the wrappers away!

#cosoparenting #halloween

I may have just threatened to put my cat into time out. It went about as well as you'd expect. #cosoparenting #sleepdeprivation

@SandHillThicket that's gonna be a killer salsa!

"Where's mommy?"
"Sleeping"
"We're all alone?"
"There's two of us, how can we be alone?"
"We're all alone together!"

Touche, kid. Aren't we all.
#cosoparenting

Peace cannot be found. It must be made.

@ianthealy this is a coping mechanism I can get behind

Bring on the coffee
Black, with cream, or sugar strewn
Modern alchemy

#cosopoetry #cosohaiku

My toddler was talking at length of how she was worried about "the merman." She was scared of him. And I was trying to figure out what she meant by that, and reassured her that of all the various cryptids and mythological creatures, that was one of the least scary, until she pointed outside and squeaked "the merman!". Folks? It was the mailman. #cosoparenting

@thedisasterautist never understood plain pineapple pizza but...if you haven't tried jalapeno and pineapple for a spicy sweet taste, you're missing out