Is it an attempted assassination if no shots are fired?

In a goofy mood. No catnip involved.

I remember when Qantas was a respected airline.

Beatles trivia.

After the movie A Hard Day's Night was filmed, U.S. studio executives wanted to do voice overs with American actors, fearful audiences wouldn't follow such a "strange" dialect. Paul said "if we can understand cowboys, they can understand us." Both the British filmmakers and the Beatles refused.

Good morning 🌞🌄 🥤! Enjoy your beverage of choice, unless you're driving. Then be more selective.

Good morning. I have lost the older, better phone which wasn't providing phone service, but I used for running apps with fewer hiccups. Hoping it resurfaces. I lost it at the store but no one has turned it in.

I'm Heloise today.

Potatoes should be stored far away from onions, garlic and tomatoes as they release a lot of ethylene gas, a plant-growing hormone which helps produce ripen to have a tastier flavour. Not only will these vegetables cause potatoes to begin sprouting before their time but they also have a high water content, which means they release lots of moisture and can cause potatoes to become moldy,

Saw video of white woman stopped by a black officer in Florida. The partner officer is Latino.

Woman was doing over 100 mph & weaving. Her field sobriety test is iffy. He's willing to let someone pick her up, take her home, and also drive her car home!

She starts bitching that he should have completely let her go. Says the officers are racist. That she's an American being treated like an immigrant. She becomes so foul mouthed and abusive they haul her down to the station. Absolute idiot.

This may seem counterintuitive, but hear me out. If you do enough laundry you start finding matches to socks. I know! I was shocked too!

Poured some Odo-Ban in with George's bedding in the laundry. Wish I could bathe George in it.

So I need 8 oz of Odo-Ban concentrate per 32 oz of water in the spray bottle for pet odors. Now I have to reduce that to fit it all in a 32 oz spray bottle. Science!

There are a lot more ounces in a gallon than I thought. (128 fl oz)

My brain seems to have been tossed in a salad shooter. Randomness everywhere.

Starkist Smart Bowl pouches aren't bad.