Decided on this wallpaper for my iPhone.

Whenever the power goes out over a large swath of territory, it’s usually because of a storm so you can’t see the night sky. Would like to see it once without any light pollution.

@gshevlin At least they’re consistent.

The pessimist sees a tunnel.
The optimist a light a the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees a train.

The train engineer sees three idiots on the railroad tracks.

#humor #humour #joke

@GaryPoole If it’s cold enough, George can get done outside very quickly.

@kukuberra Appreciated

@NorthernInvader Thanks

@realDDGlover I appreciate you saying that. My doctor said he’s never encountered those symptoms.

I am trying Flonase. Became rather jittery and also hungry. Just called the doctor’s office to ask for something different.

It’s a shame because it worked pretty well on sinus symptoms.

@Novels56 Yes we did

@gemswinc Yay!

@AskTheDevil Sounds like a shimmering intellect.

@AskTheDevil Have never heard of the Blue Lantern.

@AskTheDevil I think I may have read one Green Lantern comic book in my entire life.

@Warpspeed3 Have shared widely. Thank you.

@AskTheDevil I know it’s not, but your avi reminds me of the logo on fire trucks. Wrong colors though.

@AmericanPartisan I need to read that.

@TheNewsOwl Oswald did it.