Phil Johnson
Comedian, Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Check out the new single "Kitties and Boobs" https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
Joined Apr 2022
@TheNewsOwl Also acts as a Bluetooth speaker.
@ianthealy I was once in a Canadian boy band that was constantly compared to Rush. Not because of the music. Just because we were Canadian. #LiesLikeSantos
For that person you know who's waaaaaay too into sports.
A live performance of the track from "Do Your Believe In Tragic?" - the world's shortest concept album.
Hear the whole 18 minute, 30 song album at https://link.roadsideattraction.com/tragic
There's a brand new dance craze sweeping the nation!
Live performance of the song from my new concept album "Do You Believe In Tragic?" - Listen at https://link.roadsideattraction.com/tragic
Follow the story of Him and Her as they fall madly in love, get bored, do hella crimes, split up... and then things really go off the rails.
Just 2 days until my new concept album "Do You Believe In Tragic?" is released! 🤩
Click play ▶️ on the video below to hear the moment he becomes infatuated with this very complex woman. 👱♀️
And join me Thursday night 1/5 for a livestream release party 🎉 at 7:30pm PT! https://team.philjohnsoncomedy.com/word-salad-livestream
I'll perform some songs from the album and tell you the story of how it accidentally came together. 😉
@FreezyWriter Looks pretty comfortable.
The shortest concept album of all time - coming January 6th!
(Turn your sound on for a sample...)
@duglop Fantastic!
@TXPamInOH Libraries are my go-to on the road too. Whenever I have hours to kill between hotel rooms or whatever.
Putin's favorite song has to be "It's Raining Men", right?
One last little #Xmas song "The Day After Christmas" - track 4 on this EP. https://fanlink.to/ittybittymulti
Nicely sums up the woozy "Now we have to clean up" feeling of the day after a big holiday.
Coming January 6th - Do You Believe In Tragic?
The shortest concept album of all time.
A darkly funny story of a torrid love affair, domestic boredom, an extravagant crime spree, the big breakup... and then things really goes off the rails.
@Juhstin He has no understanding of when rules need to be clarified because stupid people don't know how to follow them.
This is the same as seeing a sign in a restaurant that says "Please don't put salt shakers in toilet," and you think "They had a reason to put that in print."
Jesus... The ultimate nepo baby.
Phil Johnson
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Gifts.
So, today, this day, think of a musician or two whose music you cherish, whose gift has touched your life and helps you live it. Find their website. Find their BandCamp. Find the “donate” button on their Spotify. And give back not-nothing. It might help them put food on the table. It will help them feel the radiance we all live for — the sense that we matter, that we belong in the great scheme of beauty and understanding.
@omnipotus I feel like Satan would make really good hashbrowns.
I’ll put a trigger warning on this one. https://link.roadsideattraction.com/rudolph
In 2013, when I released Rudolph The Blood-Soaked Reindeer, mass shootings weren’t a near-daily occurrence like now. So listen to this one in the spirit of “Geez, Phil has a dark sense of humor. But he can’t tell the future.”
This one falls under “darkly funny”. So if you’re up for a Rudolph song that includes references to Breaking Bad, Silence of the Lambs, and the old Rankin-Bass Christmas specials, dig in.
I never say this, but I'm glad I'm not on the road performing this week.
Stay warm out there, friends.
@sanau Yeah, definite parallel there.
Zelenskyy is an amazing man for many reasons. And for me, the topper is that he's found a way to be the leader of a nation and never wear a suit and tie. Legend.
Phil Johnson
Comedian, Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Check out the new single "Kitties and Boobs" https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
Joined Apr 2022