I’ll put a trigger warning on this one. https://link.roadsideattraction.com/rudolph

In 2013, when I released Rudolph The Blood-Soaked Reindeer, mass shootings weren’t a near-daily occurrence like now. So listen to this one in the spirit of “Geez, Phil has a dark sense of humor. But he can’t tell the future.”

This one falls under “darkly funny”. So if you’re up for a Rudolph song that includes references to Breaking Bad, Silence of the Lambs, and the old Rankin-Bass Christmas specials, dig in.