@gshevlin

Yeah, basically 😹

"Using my natural camouflage, combined with the human's dreadful taste in tacky pillows, I have finally achieved complete invisibility."

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

@holon42

He has a bottomless stomach, and an all-consuming hunger.

Once he's done with me, I've little doubt he'll start luring neighbors over...

@holon42

His primordial pouch is so huge, from a certain angle, he almost looks like he's pregnant 😸

He is NOT a small cat, believe me; hence, his nickname, Mr Waddles 😹

@WuzzaDiva

😸

I fell asleep on the couch, woke up to Singha glaring at me; I suspect he is beyond perturbed that I remain alive, as he was probably looking forward to a warm meal 😾

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

@Museek

Happy Birthday to her! 😊

@HumorHasIt

😹😹😹

More TKK:

#mylifewiththethrillkillkult
#CoSomusic

https://youtu.be/uZ62SWoR6AM

@etakeh

🔥🔥🔥

@etakeh

You know, such comments are INCREDIBLY disrespectful to those barrel-assed, coffee-swilling, donut-munching folks who...are supposed to protect & serve.

@etakeh

LMAO

@HumorHasIt

Oh yeah, you're screwed.

Well...it was nice knowing you. I suspect future posts will be them posing as you 😈😹

@HumorHasIt

Seen them in concert twice. Also, they did some underground raves to promote that album (allegedly; I couldn't say).

The first album I got by them was Confessions of a Knife, back in the days of vinyl.

@HumorHasIt

It's just a quick taste test 😹

Now for something a little different 😁

#MyLifeWithTheThrillKillKult
#CoSomusic

https://youtu.be/IV1Zqgh-2Bc

@HumorHasIt

I'm familiar with that one, though I suspect these are more like Japanese Yokai: they're both #Bakenekos & will more likely kill & eat me then assume my form 😸🤣

@HumorHasIt

https://counter.social/@netspionage/108505977037728390

@HumorHasIt

Agreed. They're a pair of furry little sociopaths, and the only thing they hunt for is *suckers* - like me.

Well; I fed them already, so probably won't see much of them until about 5-6am (because HEAVENS FORBID they go more than 6 hours without fewd 🙄😸).

They're spoiled little brats...but I love them regardless.

@HumorHasIt

It's like having a furry bowling ball on my chest.

I think he's trying to crush my ribcage