@HumorHasIt

Oh yeah, totally. They outnumber me 2 to 1.

And now they're going all-out: Singha has parked his ginormous ass on me and is meowing in my face.

I punish them brutally by kissing them on the top of their heads when they head butt me, though it's just not working.

If I didn't know better, I'd think they *like* it...

Oh shit: it appears the cats have figured out when I spell the word "food" that means food, so...I'm now under a severe Cat Attack.

Gonna start spelling it "fewd" to see if I can throw them off a bit longer...

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat

@evamarie @AndyM @Jene_Sais_Quoi

That's like Office Space level-funny, IMO. Loved both of those movies.

#ScottyDoesntKnow​

@evamarie @AndyM @Jene_Sais_Quoi

*gives him a nickel*

Then he slaps his boss, "See this? I start my OWN restaurant!"

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

@evamarie @AndyM @Jene_Sais_Quoi

"Is good you came here during summer; in winter, is quite depressing."

@SalK

Right?! I nearly PMSL when I first came across these 🤣🤣🤣

@sw00p

Yeah, my heart bleeds for him.

*checks shirt*

Oh wait, NEVERMIND it totally does not.

@SalK

FTR, I am a huuuuge #CliveBarker & #Hellraiser fan.

So...enjoy this 🤣

https://counter.social/@netspionage/107752464330951146

@LisaHope @Jene_Sais_Quoi

FTR, I am not endorsing benzodiazepine usage (I just thought this was funny). Shit's more addictive than opiates, and withdrawals can literally kill you. Painfully.

@LisaHope @Jene_Sais_Quoi

@Jene_Sais_Quoi

LOL

@JohnAustin @Jene_Sais_Quoi

What they said 👆

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @JohnAustin

It's from Rick & Morty, which if you haven't seen, for the love of all that's holy, DO SO IMMEDIATELY.

That is some hilarious shit, trust me.

@AndyM @Jene_Sais_Quoi

Best. Safeword. Ever.

@AndyM @Jene_Sais_Quoi

Oh shit that scene absolutely *killed me* 🤣🤣🤣

@amarand

Awww, you pitiless monster.

I'm so upset about the state of #incels I'm getting choked up.

For real: there might even be tears.

/extra_heavy_sarcasm_font

Submitted (mostly) without commentary such as, "Don't tease incels, they have it sooooo rough already" 😓

/heavy_sarcasm_font
#JordanPeterson is garbage

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/jordan-peterson-cries-olivia-wilde-incel-hero-dont-worry-darling-1235388024/