@catlynne333 I’m thinking he might appoint his wife.

@rpardee thank you Roy!

@Lulz4l1f3 Don’t fret - I’ve got a sure fire way for you to figure out what my posts mean.

4….3….2….1….

@Lulz4l1f3

Okay - last one for me for today.

I took a class on basic gene splicing that was offered at the local college.

I passed with flying cobras.

@MotherDucker I love it!

Ramaswamy sounds like the name of the STD I'd get if JD Vance heard my last name and decided he was feeling frisky.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davenport_(sofa)

Last night, 58 year old Mike Tyson engaged in a professional boxing match for 8 rounds. Afterwards he seemed okay (uninjured).

Last night, 54 year old me went to Publix and received a flu shot and a covid booster. Today, I can feel every punch landed by both guys from that fight, plus every joint aches and throbs.

So, no. I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson for any amount of money. I wouldn't fight Kristen Bell either. It's not that I'm too old - it's that I'm a whiny bitch.

@TheresaVermont That's a deal breaker for me Theresa. Blood sucking arachnids are a definite red line.

@LnzyHou I dunno - maybe it's like the equivalent of a jubilee year for Crows?

Amateurs!

I’d see him around after high school and

1. I’d always buy him beers if I’d see him out. and,

2. I made a conscious effort not to run my smart ass mouth when I was in his company.

The moral of the story? I may be (definitely am) a smart ass, but I am not, dear reader, a dumbass.

My first and only time going to a live fight was one of those “Bad Man” competitions. I was a senior in High School and a classmate who I knew just a little bit was outside the arena when I was going in. I asked if he wanted to site with us, but he said he was fighting. He had entered this thing. He was average size, average build, with a friendly disposition. No fight training at all.

He was a natural badass. He fought and won 5 or 6 times and lost in the final on points and came in 2nd.

@TheresaVermont Nah - I think my body just prefers being a little fat.

@JPSCHWEIZER63 You might be right.

Somebody asked me last week if I had been sick. And it was the best compliment. Why?

Because I've lost + or - 50 pounds this year. At 209 I physically feel better, and I look better.

But if I'm being honest - I'm happier when I'm overweight. I was lean and mean in my teens and 20's - but I was a moody SOB.

As the weight comes off - I can feel that old feeling creeping back in.

@GeezerWench He was part of a group of resistance grifters on Twitter. Maybe he’s not a grifter - but he’s not on the up and up in my opinion.

@JanetZumba_FalPals okay - I recall one or two of his ilk showed up for a hot minute but were quickly - removed.

Jesus wept! Remember this dude? If somebody sewed together a sack full of dicks and it somehow became a sapient grifter.

He was here for a minute wasn’t he? 😂

Back to work today! 😐