Last night, 58 year old Mike Tyson engaged in a professional boxing match for 8 rounds. Afterwards he seemed okay (uninjured).

Last night, 54 year old me went to Publix and received a flu shot and a covid booster. Today, I can feel every punch landed by both guys from that fight, plus every joint aches and throbs.

So, no. I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson for any amount of money. I wouldn't fight Kristen Bell either. It's not that I'm too old - it's that I'm a whiny bitch.