This made me laugh!

My wife has a medicine that requires an injection. I do the injection for her. Couple of weeks ago, my son asked if he could do it. I had him watch me for 2 weeks and tonight he got to do it.

Friends - it did not go well!

Because we are a nerd heavy community - I believe y’all will enjoy this tidbit about the late Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery.

He apparently forbade coughing during his meetings.

Somehow my Apple Music decided to suggest Black Metal to me (too much Judas Priest??).

I apparently over-reacted in my efforts to banish it (👎🏻) because now the algorithm has decided that it’s Steve Winwood all the effing time.

Nothing against Winwood - but c’mon. That’s quite a passive aggressive punishment for rejecting black metal.

How nice! I received this in the mail today for donating blood.

Okay - this is really hard.

Spot the copperhead

H/t to Reddit
https://shorturl.at/kACW4

The Washington Post is spot on here.

There’s hate, and then there is the burning hot hate of 10,000 suns that this courtroom sketch artist has for this guy.

Hahahahahaha!

I cautioned my son and my wife to watch out for maypole dancing and other pagan rituals today - so as to avoid any unnecessary trouble.

They looked at me like I’m a dumbass.

It’s all fun and games until they bring out the bear.
#MayDay

Screwing around with the guy who owns this place in the 5 o-clock AM hour is not the way to start one’s day.

Posting this for anybody who might need to be reminded…
@th3j35t3r

This is brilliant!

Do y’all donate blood? I’ve hit a benchmark with this last donation.

@Alfred can you find the location in this photo?

Have you seen the Reels thing on Facebook? This morning I’m seeing lovely young women performing yoga poses.

While not explicit in any sense, they are suggestively titillating.

When I shoehorn my overweight hairy body into this and start showing how flexible I am, Meta will have to rethink the content they post.

If you hear a high pitched frequency that seems to cover most of the SE U.S. don’t worry - it’s just the nylon fabric resonating with my heartbeat.

Photos of the eclipse from Florida.
#eclipse

#Miami

@Alfred can you find the location in this photo?

The Jester is at Monster Jam!

Not that @th3j35t3r

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