I have given a cat a pill.

Please clap.

Good morning, #cosonauts! A weary Elven veteran finds himself banished to the far end of the world and even then, still manages to find trouble. Pariah's Moon (and its sequel, Pariah's War) are westernpunk fantasy, and available wide.
https://books.bookfunnel.com/happyholidaysbooksale/pkt05vhaox

@thedisasterautist

I'm thinking about writing a story about a group of plucky teens trying save their community center from a greedy land developer through the feel-good power of break dancing.

*humming quietly to myself*
https://gizmodo.com/hacker-steals-file-with-testimony-from-accusers-of-matt-gaetz-report-2000526414

Hey y'all! I was in an author chat with B C Johnson! https://authorbcjohnson.com/2024/11/19/author-chat-ian-thomas-healy-writer-of-the-just-cause-universe/

Y'ALL I JUST TYPED THE LAST LINE OF MY WIP

"Outside, the rain fell, washing away the most recent sins of the city."

And scene.

Here's the latest news and updates from Local Hero Press! https://mailchi.mp/6a6cdab8f6e5/news-and-updates-november-2024

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDY, CoSo!

Thanks for all you do, @th3j35t3r!

#cosobirthday

I do not have any grandchildren, and as my own kids grow older, I find that more and more unlikely. I'm ok with that.

I am getting temporary custody of my daughter's danger noodle (a small python). Sir Lancelot, First of Her Name. My grand-snek.

Just came on our work playlist, and now I'm too amused to work anymore the rest of the day:

yOu... YoU gOt WhAt I nEeEeEd🎶😂😜🤣

Good morning and happy Friday, y'all! I don't have anything marketing or clever to say. But I think I might make some indomie mi goreng for breakfast.

Y'ALL! WE'RE GETTING AN MST3K TURKEY DAY THIS YEAR AFTER ALL!
https://www.pastemagazine.com/tv/mst3k/mst3k-turkey-day-2024-hosts-legacy-show-future-season-14-crowdfunding-shout-factory

I asked my governor (Colorado) how he will ensure the safety of Coloradoans from the incoming administration's predatory actions intending to kidnap our residents and strip our rights.

Still waiting for an answer.

This isn't bullshit. They want to come into the city where I work (Aurora - you've probably heard of it by now) and drag people away.

Well, I did it. I just flushed 24k tweets. Wow. That's a lot for someone who's basically a hack writer and shitposter.

Come on, Apophis!

2029 can't get here soon enough.

My paternal grandfather had to run a complex banking scam to show he was much better off financially than he actually was in order to buy his fiancé's freedom from the Nazis (she was being held in Gurs concentration camp in France). My maternal grandfather was a civilian who taught WW2 radio operators. Neither was a veteran, but they both fought against fascism in their own way.

They'd be ashamed of us today.

Xwitter is rejecting my attempts to create a new account using a proton mail account. I even tried it with my phone number but it "cannot register" either the email or the phone number.

Our intricate dance of knives continues apace.

I keep getting "Rate limited" errors or "cannot create your account right now" errors when I try to change my username for Xwitter or create a new account to park my handle. I won't install the app. I tried using desktop and mobile browsers, via wifi and mobile network. No luck. Any ideas?

Getting back in the writing groove today.