Other authors: *make TikTok videos to market their books*
Other authors: *make Instagram reels to market their books*
Other authors: *make fancy animated graphics and stuff with Canva to market their books*
Me: *posts a meme and hopes*

It was 62°F in the sales office just now when we all suddenly realized FUCK, WE'RE COLD and turned on the heat.

Delicious and Hilarious Fantasy, featuring Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) by Ian Thomas Healy! https://books.bookfunnel.com/Oct-2024-Romantic-Fantasy-Romantasy-Book-Giveaway/j5lfdbfj5w

Not me, eating this apple like I'm the villain.

I spotted Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS this morning on my drive into work. Space is pretty amazing, innit?

I just voted SO HARD

That Fucking Guy is in Colorado today, polluting my air with his very presence. My commute is lined with his red-state camp followers. Fuck him and all these jackwagons with their hate and their idiocy. /rant #voteblue

Check out these two tense and exciting superhero thrillers from Ian Thomas Healy. #cosobooks https://books.bookfunnel.com/compellingstories/pj3coeofyz

For those of you partaking of Primε Dαy dεαls, allow me to introduce you to these four booκs from my superhero series. The first is a frεε downloαd. Zip. Zero. Nada. The other three are deeply discoυntεd miniseries starters at 99¢ each. That's right-you can add 4 booκs to your Kindlε for less than a Stαrbυcks. Get them here: ✨🌟👍📖📖📖📖😉
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07QFYQ9P1

*singing*🎶🎵🎶
The brats in the beer go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
Earlye in the morning

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Good morning #cosonauts! Today only! From now until 2pm, we are at the Reunion Coffee House in Commerce City, CO with books to sign and sell! Nothing goes better with fall than a book to read while you're getting cozy under a blanket! #cosobooks

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So CBS isn't going to fact check during the VP debate? Honestly, what's even the point?

Imma watch preseason hockey instead. And I'm still voting Harris-Walz in November.

Those of you in Helene's path, I wish you good luck. Yikes.

Fall audiobooks mega-promotion, featuring five very different titles from Ian Thomas Healy. Like space opera? Listen to Assassin. Vampires? Blood on the Ice. Funny fantasy? Horde. Post-apocalyptic? Hope and Undead Elvis. Cyberpunk? Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told. #cosobooks https://books.bookfunnel.com/audiopromo/7d8r5jqa5r

Here I am at the Mesa County Libraries Comic Con in Grand Junction. I'll be here 4p-9p tonight and all day tomorrow, selling and signing books. If you come to the table and tell me you're a #cosonaut, you get an extra discount!

I will be here this afternoon/evening and all day tomorrow. Hope to see any of you Western Slope Cosonauts this weekend!

I just described one of my books to a potential reader as Temu Lord of the Rings.

The kids are alright in these two free downloads from Ian Thomas Healy. Like what you see here? The kids of the Neighborhood Watch and Jackrabbit both appear in three more Just Cause Universe books! https://books.bookfunnel.com/SpectacularGiveawayforSpeculativeFiction/b2raksjqbe