Trump is bored now. Hopes we can get back to yelling about transgender surgery on immigrant prisoners and babies being aborted after being born #debate

RUSSIANS PIPELINES EUROPE VIKTOR ORBAN BIG BEAUTIFUL PIPELINES #debate

Narrator: Viktor Orban is not, in fact, respected. #debate

Hello police I would like to report an attempted murder. A black woman is beating the shit out of an old, old man. #debate

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE LAID THAT ONE HARD #debate

WE HAVE FACTS AND STATISTICS AND SOMEWHERE THERE IS STILL ROMNEY'S BINDER FULL OF WOMEN #debate

David: OMG STFU!!!! #debate

I NEVER SAID THAT I LOST EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE IT ON FILM THAT I SAID I LOST I GOT SIXTY BRAZILLION VOTES YES IT'S A REAL NUMBER BORDER WALLS ELECTIONS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS #debate

I'M GONNA YELL EVEN HARDER NOW #debate

Invoking Hannity is not the power statement he thinks it is. #debate

We're not gonna go back. This is the key. It's not about going back to the chaos. It's about improving the future. #seriousposts #debate

The audience: OoooOOOOOOooohhhh! SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED #debate

DAVID YOU SHUT YOUR LYING CAKEHOLE THIS IS MY DEBATE STAGE #debate

Trump: NO REGERTS! #debate

NO DAVID I'M NOT DONE RANTING YET #debate

Narrator: Ashli Babbit was, in fact, shot because she was breaking through a locked door where members of the Senate were hiding. #debate

SHE WANTS TO DO TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT FRACKING
Fox News chyron, probably #debate

THERE IS A BLACK WOMAN LAUGHING AT ME ON THE STAGE WHERE IS MY SECURITY #debate

LOOKIT ALL MY BILLIONS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM #debate

Trump is checking if his cyanide capsule tooth is still in place. #debate