NEW RELEASE ALERT! Extinction Event, the long-awaited next book in the Just Cause Universe series, is now available! This tale of a war for the very survival of life on Earth features superheroes from throughout the JCU series, including fan favorites Mustang Sally, Sentinel, and La Capitana. It's a thrilling, standalone tale all readers can enjoy!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXYXT18S

Ok, #cosonauts! Extinction Event is processing to be on sale (it's already on Smashwords and will populate to Amazon and other entities overnight). Print edition is uploaded and I'm just awaiting my proof before it goes on sale. I'll send out a newsletter to my fan base tomorrow but you guys are among the first to know, because you're a wonderfully supportive group of weirdos like me!

Look at this gorgeous wraparound cover!

Any #colorado Cosonauts who are interested, I will be at the Commerce City Minicon on Saturday. If you want to pick up a signed book or two, that's a great chance to do so. #cosobooks #opencarrybooks https://www.c3gov.com/living-in/community-events/mini-con

Detente. #catsofcoso

How we're doing St. Patrick's Day in this household: homemade Doritos, corned beef, egg, and Brussels sprouts hash!

I actually am half Irish.

The important half.

A reviewer just favorably compared my new release Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes) to The Princess Bride.

I'm a little verklempt now. Please talk amongst yourselves.

Get the entire Mustang Sally story arc! Six epic novels featuring the Fastest Girl in the World! #cosobooks https://books.bookfunnel.com/sci-fi-fantasy-sales-mid-mar/7zq3e9wsti

Me, looking at the TV at the gym: Tennis is dumb.

Me, a few minutes later: Tennis scoring is dumb.

Me, a few minutes later: Tennis is just quieter pickleball that pays better.

Me, taking a long, slow drag on a cigarette and staring off into the distance: Goddamn pickleball, man...

My daughter has a pet snake (my grand-snake?) named Sir Lancelot. She called today to inform us she'd discovered Sir Lancelot is a girl snake because she doesn't have a pair of expected snakey, uh, appendages. I told her she had to change the snake's name. She asked "To what?" And I said, "Sir Lancelot, First of Her Name."

So that is now official.

Good morning #Coso! I am legally required to post this every year.
https://youtu.be/w45QkL9blG4

I'm at my daughter's WGI Winter Percussion finals tonight. And reading. Because sometimes one must read, even amidst all this racket.

And this is me on the phone back to her.

This is her on the phone to me.

I'd planned to go to the gym tonight then come home and edit since none of my hockey teams are playing, but a panic call from my daughter sent me to the store for emergency cleanup supplies after a dog accident in her bedroom. SO THAT'S FUN

Health and fitness will have to wait. I got stuff to do.

Such a bizarre feeling when you run across a book in the wild that was obviously written by an AI.

Well, #cosopuck pre-trade deadline trades are in full swing and suddenly the Colorado Avalanche are a lot better. #goAvsgo

Me doing self promotion.

You guys... I am a grown-ass man. I have been bathing myself for close to fifty years. It is not new. And yet, somehow I cannot manage to take a shower without getting soap in my eyes and come out of it looking like I spent the afternoon hotboxing with Cheech and Chong.