@Heavymetalmotherindisguise I am not.

@Heavymetalmotherindisguise There might be a dick joke or two in it.

@DavidKMresists it's a pretty cute book.

Just a reminder for any of you #Oklahoma Cosonauts: I will be at Tulsapopcon this coming Saturday with books for sale. If you come by my table and tell me you're on CoSo, I'll give you an extra discount. 😁 #cosobooks tulsapopcon.com

Good morning, readers. I'm pleased to announce that my next book is up for preorder. I'm very excited and absolutely love this cover. You can preorder it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CTGN719J #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

I have a new author blog. It is at ianthealy.com/author in case you want to see it.

@Graci Not only did a bra get thrown onto the ice last night after Mack's 4th goal, but so did a thong. That gives Mack the edge in bra tricks for this season. Auston Matthews has one too, but nobody was moved enough to strip off their thong for him.

@Graci For a couple plays, I'm pretty sure he could have if he'd tried a little harder.

Good morning and happy Second Burrito Day, everyone. If you're an Oklahoman, I will be at this event a week from Saturday. It would be exceptionally cool if you came by to say hello and maybe picked up a book or two. #cosobooks

Nathan Mackinnon got a natural hat trick tonight. When he scored a 4th goal a little while later, someone threw a bra onto the ice.

When you don't have a hat left, you have to improvise. #cosopuck #goAvsgo

Really enjoying that DIA is routing all air traffic directly over my house tonight.

Morning, all. I've had a headache for an hour that is just now starting to dissipate under an onslaught of caffeine and ibuprofen.

#cosobooks folks, if you're in the Denver area today, you should be here. Arvada Community Room, 7601 Grandview Ave, Arvada.

Any Denver area Cosonauts, I've got a little popup book sale happening tomorrow in Arvada. Stop by if you want!

I'm being subjected to country music at work today.

This is bullshit.

An ex employee came in today to order parts and the look on his face when he saw he'd have to deal with me was that of a kid who dropped his ice cream on the sidewalk. Not gonna lie, I was struggling not to show my evil glee.

Check out Just Cause and other free books in this huge SFF promotion! https://books.bookfunnel.com/herojourney/nwsn23ni6t #cosobooks #opencarrybooks

I was going to make my "what's the temperature?" "there ain't none" joke, but the warmest I had on my drive in was -3°.

@MLClark TY

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN TY