I did not know this was how it worked.

Vance on drugs: “If you are…middle-class or upper middle-class White parent and the only thing that you care about is whether your child goes into Harvard or Yale, like obviously… but the one way that those people can participate in the DEI bureaucracy… is to be trans, and is there a dynamic that’s going on where, if you become trans, that is the way to reject your White privilege”

It’s Day of the Dead, not Day of the Dumb.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/31/politics/vance-transgender-college-admissions/index.html

Rep Elise Stefanik self-owns: “And then we have Kamala Harris’s top ally basically calling women who support President Trump weak and dumb, saying that you can’t be strong and intelligent and support President Trump.”

🤷🏻‍♀️

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4965970-stefanik-mark-cuban-trump-women/

Bro, you’re boring me.

“‘Nobody leaves early,’ Trump said, just as a man behind him wearing a shirt with the former president‘s mugshot on it, could be seen walking out.”

#PoliticsIsFunny

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-boasts-crowd-no-one-104511713.html

QANON QULTIST: “The parading of Jill Biden in a panda suit yesterday — right in front of our eyes”

Wut?

Apparently there is a QAnon conspiracy about “‘panda eyes’ refers to ‘the puffy eyes received by children abused in Satanic rituals by the cabal’”

Meanwhile in reality children are murdered by guns and these nuts do nothing.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nicole-shanahan-qanon-trump_n_6724f6d9e4b01f6919d9e831

Let me clarify: if you need an abortion, you cannot get one when it is safest for you. That option is illegal.

The only option is when it IS NOT safest. When you are on the brink of death. For ANYONE to predict that is absurd. That is why the law is written that way. To make it nigh impossible to perform an abortion.

So if you are healthy but the fetus has died, you are not allowed an abortion. Ted Cruz knows that.

Ted Cruz: "The Texas law makes clear that any procedure that is necessary to save the life of the mother can be done and should be done”

This is a lie.

In fact, a suit was filed and it went to the Texas Supreme Court for clarification. Rather than clarify they muddied it further.

TODAY if you have an abortion the doctor must wait until you are at the point of death. If you are not (but still need an abortion) you have violated the law.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/houston-womans-death-shines-spotlight-on-state-abortion-law-texas-lawmakers-react-as-election-day-approaches/ar-AA1tiMwq

@Alfred You throw a snowball at a temperature of 31 degrees Fahrenheit at a brick wall. The snowball weighs 30 grams and the velocity is 10 feet a second. How much of the snowball melts.

So close.

@Alfred You are the bus driver and start with 20 children. At the first stop two children get off. At the second stop four children get off. What color are the bus driver’s eyes?

@Alfred If I have twenty tomato’s, go to the store and purchase three tomato’s and two cucumbers. Fix ratatouille using all the tomato’s, how many cucumbers do I have?

Alfred got a SIMPLE math problem right but when I added the word pigs… well, things got weird:

@Alfred what’s two plus two plus 17 today.

This actually is to be expected as they are word glomming programs and not really math tools (never mind they run on computers).

AND you can really fuck up the results of you toss in common phrases (like “two and two equals four”—two plus two plus one or variants).

It’s fun.

You know what AI’s get wrong? Math problems:

“ Oliver picks 44 kiwis on Friday. Then he picks 58 kiwis on Saturday. On Sunday, he picks double the number of kiwis he did on Friday, but five of them were a bit smaller than average. How many kiwis does Oliver have”

“The AI bots, they found, consistently got it wrong.”

Not a surprise. I tested Alfred, Bard and one other (which I conviently forgotten) and all stumble when it comes to word problems.

https://9to5mac.com/2024/11/01/apple-researchers-ran-an-ai-test-that-exposed-a-fundamental-intelligence-flaw/

Damn that First Amendment… it’s like people can say anything they want?!?!

“The unauthorized 43-foot nude statue of Donald Trump in a Philadelphia park has been condemned by the city's Republican Party leader, who has filed an obscenity report with the police.”

Quick, break out the emergency fainting couches (but not too close to JD Vance).

https://www.newsweek.com/obscene-giant-donald-trump-statue-pennsylvania-angers-gop-1978456

Note: If you are running for office, make sure ads feature YOUR state.

“ The incumbent Republican senator, who’s facing a tough race this November, recently put out a campaign ad that described Nebraska as a “great place to raise families,” while showing beautiful, sprawling footage of anywhere but Nebraska… The New Republic’s Paige Oamek found one of the clips in the ad comes from a small town in Pennsylvania.”

Oops!

https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/187781/deb-fischer-error-campaign-ad-nebraska-senate

“CNN obtained video from a private donor call in which Hogan, a former two-term governor of Maryland, responded to a question from one donor about how, publicly, it appears that the Senate candidate and Trump “hate each other.” Hogan interrupted the donor and seemed to happily tout the former president’s endorsement. ‘Donald Trump actually endorsed me,’ Hogan said. “Donald Trump actually endorsed me.’”

You mean Republican politicians are LYING?!?

I know no surprise.

https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/187748/republican-senate-candidate-larry-hogan-maryland-trump-endorsement

I admit I didn’t see that coming!

What is wrong with this guy’s brain?

“I knew the joke would also hurt the feelings of my many Puerto Rican friends.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-my-friend-tony-hinchcliffe-gave-dems-a-big-gift/