NO FUCK OFF YOU BREXIT CUNT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ONCE IN HIS GODDAMN LIFE

@JV3MJD ...i take back what i said. some of the kids are very not alright

@Beardalope they're providing paper ballots right?

@JV3MJD i know i'm getting old when people old enough to vote look like ACTUAL BABIES to me. those guys and my 10-year-old son? INDISTINGUISHABLE.

the kids are alright, though. the kids are alright...

@cassandra17lina i need that mug

@Chex the only form of penis graffiti i support 😂

@AnnetteTRemain yes but it's not like this is the only time a man has drawn a penis on something. y'all been doing that on every surface that will take ink since middle school.

woke up at 4:30am, couldn't get back to sleep because of husband's snoring, have a massive headache, dogs made a huge mess, kids being uncooperative... i hope this isn't a harbinger for how the rest of the day will go

@AnnetteTRemain "hey this post from 4 days ago got pretty popular so we figured you'd want to see it now, as opposed to 4 days ago when it was relevant and not yet popular 🤪"

@catlynne333 between this and the judge who allowed Iowa to continue challenging "potential non citizen ballots" these judges need to be identified by whether they were appointed by Trump.

why are men so obsessed with drawing dicks on everything? you don't see women drawing vaginas everywhere. you don't see men drawing vaginas either, which would make a lot more sense.

@VelvetDuchess tbh they're going to use either as "proof of cheating," best we can hope for is a margin wide enough to call it on election night and avoid weeks of counting and recounting and lawsuits to stop the count that would give SCOTUS the chance to hand it to Trump.

@VelvetDuchess could Iowa go BLUE?!

@peterquirk I honestly wish I could live in a state that has its collective head so firmly screwed on straight that neither party feels it's worthwhile to campaign there.

don't you mean "statements of fascism and racism from Trump"? don't act like those labels are accusations apropos of nothing.

Texas is literally threatening doctors with life in prison for saving lives.

"some"?!

@VelvetDuchess we all know that despite Trump's about-face on early voting, early voters are still overwhelmingly more likely to be Democrats. don't expect this to hold through Tuesday.

@Museek @th3j35t3r the movie studios, for one. "hey if we spend a quarter billion dollars making this movie and then just shit can it, we don't have to pay taxes on anything!"

close the fucking loopholes, Harris.