@LiberalLibrarian I turned to look at my cat a few years ago and could barely move the rest of the day.
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At 55, I accidentally sat on my balls for the first time. That was my most painful injury until the first sneeze after open-heart surgery.
As men get older they learn to sit very carefully.
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Give me some betadine and a scalpel and I can fix that for you. That's literally the first procedure I did as a Navy Corpsman on ship.
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If the pain is exquisite, the hemorrhoidectomy instantly provides relief, and it's insanely simple.
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Sorry, that should be hemorroidotomy, not surgical excision - just cutting an external bulge.
My mistake. If your problem is extensive, and internal, then it's serious surgery. If it's just one or more external bulging veins, it's simple and effective.
@danalan It's external, fortunately.
@danalan I have an appointment with a surgeon. Not until the end of July, though. I'm NOT going through this again. @ProjectShadow