@LiberalLibrarian I turned to look at my cat a few years ago and could barely move the rest of the day.
@ProjectShadow @LiberalLibrarian
At 55, I accidentally sat on my balls for the first time. That was my most painful injury until the first sneeze after open-heart surgery.
As men get older they learn to sit very carefully.
@danalan Donald the Hemorrhoid has me sitting on a hemorrhoid pillow. @ProjectShadow
@LiberalLibrarian @ProjectShadow
Give me some betadine and a scalpel and I can fix that for you. That's literally the first procedure I did as a Navy Corpsman on ship.
@danalan I have an appointment with a surgeon. Not until the end of July, though. I'm NOT going through this again. @ProjectShadow
@LiberalLibrarian @ProjectShadow
If the pain is exquisite, the hemorrhoidectomy instantly provides relief, and it's insanely simple.