@LiberalLibrarian I turned to look at my cat a few years ago and could barely move the rest of the day.
@danalan Donald the Hemorrhoid has me sitting on a hemorrhoid pillow. @ProjectShadow
@danalan I have an appointment with a surgeon. Not until the end of July, though. I'm NOT going through this again. @ProjectShadow
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If the pain is exquisite, the hemorrhoidectomy instantly provides relief, and it's insanely simple.
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Sorry, that should be hemorroidotomy, not surgical excision - just cutting an external bulge.
My mistake. If your problem is extensive, and internal, then it's serious surgery. If it's just one or more external bulging veins, it's simple and effective.
@danalan It's external, fortunately.
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Give me some betadine and a scalpel and I can fix that for you. That's literally the first procedure I did as a Navy Corpsman on ship.