You are a good driver

That curb has no business being there

@corlin Oh, tell me about it.
I was once so absorbed in something, I put a cup of water inside the fridge instead of the microwave and it didn’t occur to me until much later that it’s taking suspiciously long to boil

@see_the_sus In the end he abandons his human body and with the tribe’s help, that uses the magic Scared, I mean, Sacred Tree to permanently transfer his consciousness and his complete persona into the avatar body.

Since it’s a sort of a clone, it probably retains a full set of na’vi body functions, including the making of children :)

So John Smith reincarnates as a space Mohawk and then marries and porks the blue skinned Pocahontas, and has 4 kids by her, some almost fully grown by A2 events

@see_the_sus @Shilohx You should thank me for not uttering a word about the Pandoran whale sperm that they found which is so valuable that a tiny drop of it supposedly pays off this whole mission.

Apparently, there are Pandoran whale sperm shops back on Earth that got VERY RICH PEOPLE queueing up in front of their doors like those crowds that used to sleep in tents under Apple stores the night before a new iPhone dropped.

@see_the_sus Sulky, I mean, Sully is a human marine (with bum legs, so he moves around in a wheel chair) who switches between his real body and an artificially grown avatar so he can run scott free among the na’vi in an attempt to join them with the purpose of cultural exchange between humans and the pandorans.
He takes the side of na’vi when the human missions military wing goes trigger happy and decides to remove the tribe by force to expose a valuable resource that their huts are sitting on.

@Rupiefied2020
Turns right Eddie was right about the Ticketmaster all along. Too bad we couldn’t understand what he was saying then

@Rupiefied2020 Isn't it "thoughts arrive like butterflies" lol

@see_the_sus
As threatened:

https://at.tumblr.com/rudo-lfium/warning-looooong-ass-postrant-so-ive-watched/ia2emrc8vw0o

@electricironsandtvs you mean like out of 12?

"No, thanks, I am a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say for when someone tries to hand you their baby

Work has been undemanding today, I caught myself thinking about Avatar 2 again, so I spent a few minutes writing a review.
Behold! A rant:

https://at.tumblr.com/rudo-lfium/warning-looooong-ass-postrant-so-ive-watched/hsley5nyw6sj

@TubunMuzuru In Avatar the sets and CGI have become the main characters, or at least the main attraction, because the screenplay is incredibly silly and actual characters are hopelessly boring.
Take Neytiri, for example -- she hasn't even got a role. She cries out in anguish twice and shoots her bow and arrow once, the rest of the time she's just *there*

@see_the_sus And everyone in the other tribe is like "Yay! What joy! You are our brethren now! In fact, why don't you stay with us forever! Here's our underwater Sacred Tree, go pigtail-fuck it to complete the ritual."

You know, this is actually so intellectually insulting to me that I'm inclined to write out a full scale essay on this drivel. I want revenge!!!

@see_the_sus Yeah, it’s that silly.
The plot is literally Sully and his wife and kids fleeing their village (and leaving all their kin behind for the “earth baddies” to stomp) from the “Earth baddies who’ve come back specifically to get him and also to do a little terraforming and colonising AS A SIDE QUEST (of which they do fuck all during all 14 hours of screen time).

So they ask shelter at another tribe. Naturally the “Earth baddies” follow them there and turn everyone’s life to hell.

@see_the_sus
Remove the cartoon background and it becomes a dull extremely unlikely tale of a family fleeing war to find paradise to bring war after them INTO that paradise, to having everyone living there thank them and call them brother.

James Cameron has gone a bit coo-coo if he thinks this is somehow credible.

So, I've watched Avatar The Way of Water a while ago and for those of you who are still on the fence about going -- the plot is so watery I am not even going to apologize for the clumsy pun.

Me, having a hard day: Goddamn this job, I can't take it anymore, I've been squeezed like a lemon, I'm a lifeless shadow of a once blooming individual, I am a shell, a specter, a clump of inanimate molecules...

My cat: I had a hard time catching soap bubbles today.

Mission Impossible movies don't work anymore because we've been convinced time and again that all missions are, indeed, possible

Like, what do you mean, faux?